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Lesser known beauty pageants

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Lesser known beauty pageants
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Lesser known beauty pageants
August 26, 2016 at 7:44 am
The American Confusion Pageant was held last night, the winner was "Misunderstood".

The Word Embezzlement Pageant was held last night, the winner was "Misappropriation"

The USA Broken GPS Pageant was held last night, the winner was "Misguided".
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RE: Lesser known beauty pageants
August 26, 2016 at 8:35 am
I've been banned from the Regional Headjob Pageant this year.
Apparently they want a female to win.
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RE: Lesser known beauty pageants
August 26, 2016 at 5:21 pm
There was The Illusionist pageant in Vegas, last night's winner was "Misdirection".
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RE: Lesser known beauty pageants
August 26, 2016 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2016 at 5:37 pm by Alex K.)
Some rural villages round here crown an Onion Queen and a Potato Queen. I don't know whether that counts...
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RE: Lesser known beauty pageants
August 26, 2016 at 5:40 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 5:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: Some rural villages round here crown an Onion Queen and a Potato Queen. I don't know whether that counts...

Are you serious?
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RE: Lesser known beauty pageants
August 26, 2016 at 5:54 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 5:40 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 5:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: Some rural villages round here crown an Onion Queen and a Potato Queen. I don't know whether that counts...

Are you serious?

Oh yes. Apparently, they take much pride in their onion growing...

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