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Little Known quotes from famous people...
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Little Known quotes from famous people...
Abraham Lincoln, "I knew I should have gone to the Chevy theatre instead."

Paul Revere, " Looking back at it now, I regret saying, "The British are coming.".

Geronimo, " You assholes shout that when jumping out of a plane?"

Socrates, " This is the worst fucking cocktail I have ever had."

Al Capone, " Taxes? You think I am worried about that? My genitals look like pizza."

Ronald Reagan, " I get my water out of.....a......well."

Madame Curie, " My favorite Blondie song is "Fade Away And Radiate."

Christopher Hitchens, "Now that I am dead, I have nothing to say."

Harriet Tubman, " Get that asshole Jackson off our money."

And last but not least, Agnetha Faltskog, " How many restraining orders do I have to put on Brian?"
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
I kudos-ed that because I laughed at the Reagan one.
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
Keith Richards: "Holy Christ, it's 2020, and I'm still fucking alive?!?"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
(January 2, 2020 at 6:40 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Keith Richards:  "Holy Christ, it's 2020, and I'm still fucking alive?!?"

Also, from Keith, "I highly recommend formaldehyde."
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
Abraham Lincoln: " The more you work in the youth, the less you have to in the senescence. Now where's my cunt?"
Plato: "Timocracy is the way an honoured society should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule. Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be destroyed."
Karl Marx: "Every flower is a plant."
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
Keith Richards, " I was shocked at what they found when they carbon dated me." 

Keith Richards, " The only reason I was not the melty guy in Terminator 2 was because I was in rehab."
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
"Let's see...left turn...left turn...left turn...right turn...oh FU"

-Dale Earnhardt
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Little Known quotes from famous people...
(January 4, 2020 at 8:42 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: "Let's see...left turn...left turn...left turn...right turn...oh FU"

-Dale Earnhardt

Also from Dale, "I never get involved with debates because I always go in circles."
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