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the roast/Canidate dinner
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the roast/Canidate dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE
Donald Trump Killed.
He really made some funny jokes even about himself and his wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_OLkQDDsT0
clinton had a moment or two.. You'd think with all the different writer she had access to that she'd be able to tell some funny jokes.
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#2
RE: the roast/Canidate dinner
Trump was so bad, that he was the first Presidential candidate to get booed at the Al Smith dinner.
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To be fair to Hillary, Trump-is- a joke.  Hard to beat that.
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Drich thinks Trump killed. Yup, sounds about right for Drich.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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Dripshit is a fucking moron. 

Drumpf got booed for being exactly the type of boorish, arrogant, piece of shit that Drippy loves so.  Just like his fucking jesus is portrayed.
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His delivery sucks. Hers isn't great, but his is terrible.

Gotta love that obligatory comment about God, too. And then he compares himself to Jesus. Such a holy man.
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Dripshit's jesus.

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I don't in any wise advocate violence to settle political differences (any more, I mean)...but someone needs to knock that douche nozzle into queer street.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I hate roasts. I watched both speeches and they both made me cringe.
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(October 21, 2016 at 2:34 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Drich thinks Trump killed.  Yup, sounds about right for Drich.


He probably just didn't understand the big words Clinton used or the empathy and humanity she called for at the end.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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