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Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
October 28, 2016 at 7:39 am
Yayksers!!!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
October 28, 2016 at 8:44 am
Bwahaha
Stupid foreigners!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
October 28, 2016 at 8:51 am
I am dumbfounded.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
October 28, 2016 at 9:09 am
(October 28, 2016 at 9:04 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: (October 28, 2016 at 8:51 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I am dumbfounded.
Hey , she could have been an agnostic. 
Not about her being atheist, about the stupid reading/recording.
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RE: Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
October 28, 2016 at 9:54 am
Stupid? To me it's a great stylistic device to emphasize how terrible the source material is.
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RE: Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
October 28, 2016 at 9:57 am
I feel like I need a cold shower now.
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RE: Scarlett Johansson reads The Bible
November 5, 2016 at 10:03 am
I'd let her read the bible to me. Then we would do unspeakable things that not even god would want to watch.
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.
It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.
Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll