Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.