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Sh!t happens
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#1
Sh!t happens
August 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
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#2
RE: Sh!t happens
August 30, 2010 at 7:31 am
Oh those Jews are so unlucky.
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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#3
RE: Sh!t happens
August 30, 2010 at 7:38 am
Stoicism = I will endure this shit.

Daoism = The shit that is named is not the eternal shit.

Existentialism = the existence of shit precedes its essence.

“Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.” ~ E.M. Cioran
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