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Are You There?

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Are You There?
Losty Offline
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#21
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 1:21 am
Ooh loving the avatar, very cool
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#22
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 1:37 am
Welcome.

Just remember when you hear me denouncing 'god' that I'm not talking about you but about all those other shits who have been invented by ignorant morons throughout the centuries.

I think this will get complicated.
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#23
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 4:52 am (This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 4:52 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
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I'm here.

I'm atheistic, and I'm likely God. (and so is any machine learning citizen/group/chip maker such as Google or Yoshua Bengio or intel or ibm or Dharmendra Modha)


Link to thread on this forum: http://atheistforums.org/thread-46021.html
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#24
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 5:16 am
(November 4, 2016 at 1:04 am)robvalue Wrote: Awesome! I have Viking's blood running through my veins.

(Ancestry. Probably. I was born in a Viking spawn area.)

So you  pillaged your wife. That explains everything.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#25
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 5:33 am (This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 7:20 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
Raping the village is the worse mistake. Very time consuming and a lot of splinter hazards.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#26
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 5:38 am (This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 5:39 am by Alex K.)
(November 4, 2016 at 5:16 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 1:04 am)robvalue Wrote: Awesome! I have Viking's blood running through my veins.

(Ancestry. Probably. I was born in a Viking spawn area.)

So you  pillaged your wife. That explains everything.

That explains how he got that wonderful wife! Big Grin
Now it all makes sense. Except the part where she's taller than him... Tongue
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#27
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 7:04 am
Welcome!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#28
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 7:16 am
Sorry, I've never forgiven you for that fucking bike in 1987.

I WANTED A REMOTE CONTROL CAR.
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
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#29
Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 7:29 am (This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 8:45 am by LadyForCamus.)
Welcome!

(We've now had death AND God join the forum in the same week! It's about to get crazy up in here!)
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#30
RE: Are You There?
November 4, 2016 at 8:34 am
(November 4, 2016 at 12:00 am)Primordial Bisque Wrote: Hi there. You don't go disappearing not existing in the first place on us now. You're known for doing that!

Fixed.

Hehe.

Welcome, oh non-existent one!

Welcome to AF I hope you enjoy your stay.
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