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Da Fuck, Bob!?
#1
Da Fuck, Bob!?
Just read that Bob Dylan is not going to attend the Nobel ceremony. He says, 'Prior commitments make it impossible for me to attend.'

Seriously? You're Bob Fucking Dylan...you can reschedule, people will understand.

Just lost cool points, you self-important prima donna. It's the Nobel Prize for Literature. Get your hippy arse to Stockholm and mumble 'Thank you', for fuxxake.

Boru
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#2
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Bob in a tux ??

Think about it.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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So him focusing on real life instead of a Nobel makes him a Prima Donna?

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(November 18, 2016 at 8:37 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: So him focusing on real life instead of a Nobel makes him a Prima Donna?

o_O

You can still be goddam grateful and goddam appreciative that the goddam Nobel Committee gave YOU this goddam award without very much impacting your real goddam life. I doubut very much that going to Stockholm is going to put Dylan's real life on hold.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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You seem to care too much about this subject to think reasonably.
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#6
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Dylan has a history of being impolite. If that's him being excentric or just an asshole is anyone's guess. He also shies away from the lights as long as he's not on the stage.
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Attach a "Must be present to win" clause, then give it to Cat Stevens.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Quote:You seem to care too much about this subject to think reasonably.

Goddam right I goddam do.  Go blow Bob Dylan out your ass. ( ©Minimalist Productions, Ltd.)

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(November 18, 2016 at 8:41 pm)abaris Wrote: Dylan has a history of being impolite. If that's him being excentric or just an asshole is anyone's guess. He also shies away from the lights as long as he's not on the stage.

Bullshit. He's accepted other honours in person. This is a dick move on his part.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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This is him not giving a fuck about your rant:

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