Cussing for Jesus!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Yesterday I was at the VA hospital for my semi-annual autopsy prequel. I got there in time for lunch so I went to the cafeteria. While I was eating I bit my tongue. For those of you who don't know I'm a retired chief petty officer. 

Anyway, the lady in the next booth, who was facing me, said, "Please don't talk like that, Jesus wouldn't like it!"

"Do you believe God has a plan for all of us?"

"Yes, I do!"

"Well, right now my plan reads 'Cuss like a sailor!' "

"I can't believe that!"

"Oh, so you're an atheist?"

She left at that point, meal only partly eaten. 

[Jackalope]

If Jesus doesn't like my word selection, he can fucking come tell me himself.

[vorlon13]

. . . fucking come . . .

indeed

[Minimalist]

Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass.


(That phrase can come in handy at times.)

[vorlon13]

[Minimalist]

Heretics!

[Fireball]

Did your "prequel" come out OK?

I was bleeding a master cylinder on the bench, and it popped out of the vise, hit the floor and spattered brake fluid all over the place. I was swearing up a storm, and my wife heard most of it. I think that the air curdled around me in the garage. She didn't complain. If she had, it wouldn't have done any good, anyway.

[mlmooney89]

I find cursing with religious words the best part about cursing. Actually I don't have any curse words that aren't religious. It's always god damn this or holy fucking Christ... stuff like that. My mom hates when I say just jesus Christ because it might offend someone... in our house of no religious people...