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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 5:14 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Faith No More Wrote: There's only two reasons to think people are offended by you being white. A) You're a total idiot. B) You spend too much time on Tumblr or YouTube.
Sadly not necessarily. I've heard it said before that being white automatically makes someone racist.
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2016 at 5:31 pm by Athene.)
So...you're offended, because you believe others are offended.
Okay.
Now what?
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 5:14 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Sadly not necessarily. I've heard it said before that being white automatically makes someone racist.
I've also heard it said that the government is run by shapeshifting, reptile aliens. Thanks to the Internet, you can find people saying all kinds of nonsense.
I'm probably just as likely in real life to run into someone that eats their own excrement as I am to run into someone thinks being white makes you racist.
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 5:57 pm
Quote:1.) Be white
I prefer the term 'melanin deficient'.
Quote:2.) Speak your opinion
My opinion is that your a bigoted cunt flake who should be the poster child for abortion in the 100th trimester. Are you offended?
Quote: 3.) Believe in traditional values
Translation: You are offended by people who don't share YOUR values. Think about that. Think hard.
Quote:4.) Believe in God
Don't flatter yourself. Your belief in God doesn't offend me. How you manifest that belief may or may not offend me.
Quote: 5.) Love America
By all means, go ahead and love America. I promise I won't be offended. But can YOU promise that you have enough clarity of thought to realize that America may sometimes do things that should make you question that love?
As for me, I don't particularly 'love' the US (I don't particularly hate it, either). I don't vote in US elections (at any level), I don't salute the US flag, and I would never, EVER serve in the US armed forces. Are you offended?
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 6:07 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 4:29 pm)Alex K Wrote: Not being gay is also offensive. You can't openly be a straight manly man anymore. And public servants who'd merely like to professionally specialize on performing straight marriages get persecuted and sued!
This was a joke, right? (It's so hard to tell on the interwebz these days, with so many people being genuinely crazy.)
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 6:13 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 6:07 pm)Thal Wrote: (December 19, 2016 at 4:29 pm)Alex K Wrote: Not being gay is also offensive. You can't openly be a straight manly man anymore. And public servants who'd merely like to professionally specialize on performing straight marriages get persecuted and sued!
This was a joke, right? (It's so hard to tell on the interwebz these days, with so many people being genuinely crazy.)
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 6:26 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 6:13 pm)Alex K Wrote: (December 19, 2016 at 6:07 pm)Thal Wrote: This was a joke, right? (It's so hard to tell on the interwebz these days, with so many people being genuinely crazy.)
Yes
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2016 at 6:37 pm by Jesster.)
How to offend people:
1) Tell a white American Christian man they aren't the center of the universe
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RE: How to offend people
December 19, 2016 at 6:39 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 6:36 pm)Jesster Wrote: How to offend people:
1) Tell a white American Christian man they aren't the center of the universe
Dam now I'm triggered, I need my safe space!
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