Steven Hawking's Brother

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

This just in: Neil deGrasse Tyson's second cousin twice removed claims to have been abducted by angels. Tyson's research regarding optical light curves for Type 1A supernovae now discredited.

Boru

[Jesster]

If I agreed with my brother on everything, I'd have a horrible taste in music and a bad temper. What your sibling thinks has nothing to do with you, even if this story was true.

[brewer]

Not a newly discovered fetus in fetu in Stevie? I'm so disappointed.

[zebo-the-fat]

I don't have a brother, so everything I believe must be true.

[Edwardo Piet]

Me and my brother are both atheists.

So I think that pretty much disproves anything Steven Hawking's brother ever says because Brother-Logic ™

Don't respond to this post if you don't have a brother. Because you just wouldn't understand. Because Brother-Logic ™

[Cyberman]

I've never had a brother, but my sister does - and she pretty much agrees with me anyway. So, do we cancel out, or amplify, or what?

Can someone look at the rules on the lid of the box, see if we're playing this properly?

[Edwardo Piet]

I've never had a brother, but my sister does - and she pretty much agrees with me anyway. So, do we cancel out, or amplify, or what?

Can someone look at the rules on the lid of the box, see if we're playing this properly?

IT'S SOMETHING INVOLVING SHARED MOMENTS OF SILLINESS ™

Also you're both dudes and you grew up in the family together since childhood.

Genetics not necessary.

BUT SILLINESS BONDING CATEGORICALLY IS

[Aristocatt]

I've never had a brother, but my sister does - and she pretty much agrees with me anyway. So, do we cancel out, or amplify, or what?

Can someone look at the rules on the lid of the box, see if we're playing this properly?

Probably not.  
I remember one of the rules being that we are all brothers and sisters in the eyes of god.
I think, if we assume god exists, that proving he exists is mostly a matter of summing up all the individual beliefs and then using the law of cancelling siblings to come to a conclusion about the existence of god.
Wait....

[Qwertyportne]

Several years ago, my wife broke her wrist and needed surgery to repair the break. There's always a risk of death when you are anesthetized so we talked about that a few times and I reminded her of the NDE/OOB (near death and out-of-body) experiments conducted several years ago in an operating room where cardiac surgeries were performed. A researcher put a scrolling message on top of a high cabinet that read THE POPSICLES ARE IN BLOOM. The message was not visible to the patients nor anyone in the operating room. Several patients who underwent surgery that day described floating up to the ceiling but none of them said anything about the scrolling message. Being a poet of sorts, I couldn't resist archiving the incident poetically...

Bright lights
Surgical steel
Separation!
Body below
Mind above
Popsicles Bloom?
Dusk to dark
Don't leave the room!
Dawn to daylight
Life resume.

PS => My source for this NDE experiment was the International Skeptics forum.

[Alex K]

Good thing I'm an only child.