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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 12:46 pm
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God is the greatest being and value and has the greatest right. We cannot harm him by negating his rights and equating ourselves or others with the value owed to him, but we degrade ourselves, and the sacred trust of "love" and it's balanced equation becomes broken. We don't know the true love we were meant to have to the extent we become hostile to his chosen ones who are to be loved the most of his creation, as well to their followers, lovers, and supporters!
Alasdair, I suggest you come to peace with God and make it your biggest reliance of dignity, honor, and praise, regardless of how big or small a part of your body is.
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 12:48 pm
Can't 'harm' the unexistent.
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 12:55 pm
(March 26, 2017 at 12:46 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: I suggest you come to peace with God and make it your biggest reliance of dignity, honor, and praise, regardless of how big or small a part of your body is.
I have a few suggestions for you, but you wouldn't like them.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 1:08 pm
It's a shame we don't have rules against preaching anymore.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 2:13 pm
If man is five, then the devil is six, if the devil is six then god is seven. This monkey's gone to heaven- Paraphrasing the Pixies
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Wasn't that the Bloodhound Gang?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 2:35 pm
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(March 26, 2017 at 12:46 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: God is the greatest being and value and has the greatest right. We cannot harm him by negating his rights and equating ourselves or others with the value owed to him, but we degrade ourselves, and the sacred trust of "love" and it's balanced equation becomes broken. We don't know the true love we were meant to have to the extent we become hostile to his chosen ones who are to be loved the most of his creation, as well to their followers, lovers, and supporters!
Alasdair, I suggest you come to peace with God and make it your biggest reliance of dignity, honor, and praise, regardless of how big or small a part of your body is.
So...numbers are sacred but size doesn't matter?
(March 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Wasn't that the Bloodhound Gang?
Nay! Pixies.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 6:28 pm
(March 26, 2017 at 12:46 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Alasdair, I suggest you come to peace with God and make it your biggest reliance of dignity, honor, and praise, regardless of how big or small a part of your body is.
NONSENSE! Are you theistic? What? You are? Oh I'm sorry. I'll start again.
NONSENSE! Why would I need God when my penis is mildly above average length?!
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 6:31 pm
Only the lower numbers, single digits in fact, are scared. And that's because seven is a cannibal.
After all, seven eight nine.
Oh wait: "sacred".
Never mind
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: I believe numbers are sacred!
March 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm
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Lol Beccs you're supposed to leave the lame jokes to me!
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