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Church Loan Expert!!!
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Hi!
I'm Thena. Say--Would you happen to know of a good church loins expert? Not hands on, per se. But, you know...still, an expert. 
Perhaps the OP is a Nigerian Prince who mistook us for a believers forum. For a small fee upfront he could assure us of a profitable return?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Promising to return a profit?
Careful; that's where the trouble always starts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Come back OP. I've got a proposition for you that's going to make you rich!
Lend me $US 1mil and I'll pay it back with better than mafia extortion rates interest of 500% per annum. I'll give it to you in the afterlife as God is my witness! Sheesh ...funny how faith flies out the window when there's moola involved! hehehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. |
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