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Church Loan Expert!!!
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I feel like we've had some experience with church loan experts...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Muslims don't call their holy places churches. Why do you loan churches?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Does this make you a loan arranger? If so, hi-ho Silver - I mean john - and welcome aboard!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Ouch. But,
I'm really intrigued now as to what a church loan expert does, or even how you've got promoted to expert?
Welcome to the forum.  (April 5, 2017 at 4:11 am)john84 Wrote: Hi Everyone, You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
Well I hope he didn't get scared off. I'd really like to know what a church loan expert is. I'm intrigued.
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 2:49 pm
(This post was last modified: April 5, 2017 at 2:51 pm by Fidel_Castronaut.)
Everyone on this site is a looker, and that might be a typo
https://www.church-loan.com/church-loan-expert-program/ Pastor McCurry said: "Scott and kate worked tiresly to get us a loan" And presumably he didn't fill out the church loan application form. |
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