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definitions of a godgobber
#11
RE: definitions of a godgobber
Now, enough with the outrageous stereotypes. Unless they're from 'The Simpsons'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaHkEH3nk8w
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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#12
RE: definitions of a godgobber
"Thats not a knife...that's a spoon!"

"I see you played knifey-spooney before!"
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#13
RE: definitions of a godgobber
Quote:Have you met most australians or are you stereotyping them, oh for shame solja

Well, I did say most and I am Australian and yes most of them do...
Its ok to have doubt, just dont let that doubt become the answers.

You dont hate God, you hate the church game.

"God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If you understand you have failed." Saint Augustine

Your mind works very simply: you are either trying to find out what are God's laws in order to follow them; or you are trying to outsmart Him. -Martin H. Fischer
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#14
RE: definitions of a godgobber
(September 26, 2010 at 4:13 pm)Skipper Wrote: Next you'll be telling me they don't all drink fosters and ride around in Kangaroo pouches throwing boomerangs at each other!

Actually almost no-one in Australia drinks Fosters. Certainly no-one I've ever met.

It's true about the kangaroos thoughWink
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#15
RE: definitions of a godgobber
Got it .. you hate theists. I'm a Bible school teacher by the way. Care to share your reasons why or is this a teensy-weensy little soapbox full of lots of emotive fluff and no substance?
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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#16
RE: definitions of a godgobber
Fosters is the fucking worst beer I have ever tried, it's watered down horse piss + ethanol.

Even god damn VB is a better beer.

Now us Kiwis, we make some fucking good beer Smile Steinlager ftw!

Oh, and Aussiehatesgodgobbers, a more effective way of describing God whilst still irritating the silly theists who believe in him and pointing out the very nature of the concept is to call him The Cosmic Wizard Smile That's essentially all it is, the belief in the cosmic wizard for the intents and purposes of answering all the tough questions whilst fulfilling emotional needs for purpose.
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