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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 6:54 am
(April 11, 2017 at 4:57 am)Regina Wrote: Canada and Sweden - You're too fucking politically correct
Russia - You not fucking politically correct enough
Malta - You tal-pepé types need to chill with the stupid fake English accents, you sound dumb as fuck
Brazil and France - Your men are too sexy and it makes me depressed I'm not there
Saudi Arabia - let's not even go there.
Saudi Arabia "You still mad about 9/11? Not our fault your idiot Bush wen't after Iraq. Bush can't count to 19".
Brits and Australians- I hate your fucking men, jealous you have Bond and Dundee accents. But seriously England, if you insist on being stuck in the past with the Royals, when you put on weddings and big events, you do know not everyone has to dress up like FUCKING CHRISTMAS toys. But at least you really go over the top. The closest we get that gaudy is the Kentucky Derby.
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 10:40 am
North Korea, thank you for.... Un's funny hair but fuck you.
China, love the fact you are not as dark age as you once were during the cold war, but no, eating shark fin's wont cure shit, that is what doctors are for.
Egypt, thank you for preserving the pyramids and polytheistic history, but why the fuck did you hire the moron who broke Tut's beard?
South Africa, thank you for ending Apartheid but, no it is not ok for jocks to kill their girlfriends.
America, thank you for the First Amendment, NOW FUCKING IMPEACH TRUMP!
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 11:43 am
(April 9, 2017 at 7:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 9, 2017 at 7:52 pm)Jello Wrote: Well i guess that technically would solve it, to be fair 
Well, I have been called a genius before. I have also been called a "sociopath", a "danger to the community at large", and, once, I was called, "put the chainsaw down, lady, before someone gets hurt!".
Well, they are right about the chainsaw at least, those are too damn noisy, you just can't hear the screams through all that noise. 
As for countries, hmm
Japan - WTF and HTF are you researching conservation of whales by murdering 333 whales every year?
China - You are already a superpower, stop supporting the terrorists and dictators already
UK - Stop being so indecisive dammit
Russia - Stop your nuclear dick measuring contest against a certain orange toddler dammit, a nuclear winter won't solve global warming.
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 12:39 pm
(April 11, 2017 at 6:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: Brits and Australians- I hate your fucking men, jealous you have Bond and Dundee accents. But seriously England, if you insist on being stuck in the past with the Royals, when you put on weddings and big events, you do know not everyone has to dress up like FUCKING CHRISTMAS toys. But at least you really go over the top. The closest we get that gaudy is the Kentucky Derby. I can agree with all that tbh haha
Although my disdain for Saudi Arabia is more to do with their treatment of women, gays and critics of Islam leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 2:13 pm
Antarctica is a penguin hoarder.
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 6:06 pm
(April 11, 2017 at 12:39 pm)Regina Wrote: (April 11, 2017 at 6:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: Brits and Australians- I hate your fucking men, jealous you have Bond and Dundee accents. But seriously England, if you insist on being stuck in the past with the Royals, when you put on weddings and big events, you do know not everyone has to dress up like FUCKING CHRISTMAS toys. But at least you really go over the top. The closest we get that gaudy is the Kentucky Derby. I can agree with all that tbh haha
Although my disdain for Saudi Arabia is more to do with their treatment of women, gays and critics of Islam leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
Um, their treatment of any type of dissent is pretty harsh, LGBT and atheists who dare to say anything get lashes, prison, fine or death. I am sure if you are a minority Shiite or Christian you pretty much have to keep your mouth shut in public.
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 6:08 pm
Luxemburg? Give me a break!
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 6:10 pm
What about Monaco?
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 6:11 pm
(April 11, 2017 at 2:13 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Antarctica is a penguin hoarder.
I can handle lots of jokes, but that one was cold.
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RE: Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)
April 11, 2017 at 6:12 pm
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(April 11, 2017 at 6:10 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What about Monaco?
No comparison. Luxemburg doesn't even speak a real language. They are just making droll sounds with their mouths. It's like Welsh, but made up.
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