Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)

[Brian37]

Luxemburg? Give me a break!

I actually jumped off a train there while it was moving, when I was 7 years old. I thought it was going to pass our stop, freaked the fuck out of my mom. Yes some Americans are STUUUUUUPID! Explains my horrible jokes doesn't it?

Germany, speed limits folks, they do work. Keep the beer, good beer.

Switzerland .... Too many hills and mountains. Stop allowing global market scammers to bank with you. And your coo-coo clocks drove me nuts growing up, my mom had several as a kid, TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC..... COO COO COO COO! Keep the Toblerone, good stuff.

[brewer]

Ceylon changed it's name and I had to buy a new globe.