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Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 18, 2017 at 10:15 pm
(April 18, 2017 at 10:11 pm)Orochi Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 6:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!

Your plans shall be thwarted

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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 18, 2017 at 10:52 pm
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 18, 2017 at 11:00 pm
(April 18, 2017 at 10:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This demands.......





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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 3:26 am
(April 18, 2017 at 9:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I want the MOAB of all dildos !!

You mean the MOAD?
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 4:31 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2017 at 4:34 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(April 18, 2017 at 6:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!




(April 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: Don't forget about the SCOROAB, the second cousin once removed of all bombs, which evaporates all atoms in the multiverse *twice*, and the BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB, the best friend's brother's friend from high school who now sells crack at the train station of all bombs, which incinerates the very beingness of the evaporated atoms before collapsing time itself into a nihilistic nothingness.

Fuck that.  Someone will come up with the MILOAB.  (Mother-in-law Of All Bombs)  What a pain in the ass that will be!

When they drop it on us, we'll get some housecleaning done, and smoke outside.

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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 11:18 am
(April 19, 2017 at 4:31 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 6:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!




(April 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck that.  Someone will come up with the MILOAB.  (Mother-in-law Of All Bombs)  What a pain in the ass that will be!

When they drop it on us, we'll get some housecleaning done, and smoke outside.
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 12:59 pm
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 1:04 pm
(April 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: Don't forget about the SCOROAB, the second cousin once removed of all bombs, which evaporates all atoms in the multiverse *twice*, and the BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB, the best friend's brother's friend from high school who now sells crack at the train station of all bombs, which incinerates the very beingness of the evaporated atoms before collapsing time itself into a nihilistic nothingness.

Fuck that.  Someone will come up with the MILOAB.  (Mother-in-law Of All Bombs)  What a pain in the ass that will be!

The ex wife was supposed to be the most destructive of all bombs.



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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 1:10 pm
(April 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: Don't forget about the SCOROAB, the second cousin once removed of all bombs, which evaporates all atoms in the multiverse *twice*, and the BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB, the best friend's brother's friend from high school who now sells crack at the train station of all bombs, which incinerates the very beingness of the evaporated atoms before collapsing time itself into a nihilistic nothingness.

Fuck that.  Someone will come up with the MILOAB.  (Mother-in-law Of All Bombs)  What a pain in the ass that will be!

Dunno about that. My Mother in Law is an angel.
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
April 19, 2017 at 1:14 pm
(April 19, 2017 at 1:10 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck that.  Someone will come up with the MILOAB.  (Mother-in-law Of All Bombs)  What a pain in the ass that will be!

Dunno about that. My Mother in Law is an angel.
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