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Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
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Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.




The Grandmother of all bombs or "GOAB" is the bomb created by the Saviors, it's means to evaporate people on impact and turn the rest into zombies.
It's stronger then the American "MOAB" and Russian "FOAB".

Having an incest relationship in Arabia; murdering lot of natives as an experiment; MOAB and FOAB gave birth to the GOAB; the effects of the former can be exhibited  above.

Rough; forbidden; and just inventive.

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And people discuss with me why the world is ruled by psychopaths.

Reality:
MOAB:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-43/B_M..._Air_Blast

FOAB:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
You haven't exiled yourself to the same place the writer of Revelation did, have you, Atlas?
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
Don't forget about the SCOROAB, the second cousin once removed of all bombs, which evaporates all atoms in the multiverse *twice*, and the BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB, the best friend's brother's friend from high school who now sells crack at the train station of all bombs, which incinerates the very beingness of the evaporated atoms before collapsing time itself into a nihilistic nothingness.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
(April 18, 2017 at 5:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You haven't exiled yourself to the same place the writer of Revelation did, have you, Atlas?

Believe me; not yet. My head is still working; just some glitches here and there !

(April 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: Don't forget about the SCOROAB, the second cousin once removed of all bombs, which evaporates all atoms in the multiverse *twice*, and the BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB, the best friend's brother's friend from high school who now sells crack at the train station of all bombs, which incinerates the very beingness of the evaporated atoms before collapsing time itself into a nihilistic nothingness.

These bombs; can you believe them? like it's the worst attitude ever; I told BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB to no trust SCOROAB, not for a single bit, the kids these days..they love to play in other dimensions.

(April 18, 2017 at 6:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!

Ethology + "Messenger for peace". 
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
(April 18, 2017 at 7:13 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 6:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!

Ethology + "Messenger for peace". 

Zoology + Kilgore Trout!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
(April 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: Don't forget about the SCOROAB, the second cousin once removed of all bombs, which evaporates all atoms in the multiverse *twice*, and the BFBFFHSWNSCATTOAB, the best friend's brother's friend from high school who now sells crack at the train station of all bombs, which incinerates the very beingness of the evaporated atoms before collapsing time itself into a nihilistic nothingness.

Fuck that.  Someone will come up with the MILOAB.  (Mother-in-law Of All Bombs)  What a pain in the ass that will be!
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
(April 18, 2017 at 8:18 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(April 18, 2017 at 7:13 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:

Ethology + "Messenger for peace". 

Zoology + Kilgore Trout!

Mayflower + Billy Pilgrim!
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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
I want the MOAB of all dildos !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Grandmother of all bombs; GOAB.
(April 18, 2017 at 6:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Forget your bombs. I own the very last crystal of Ice 9. The future of the earth is in the hands of a chimp. You all better keep the donations to Jane Goodall coming or else!

Your plans shall be thwarted

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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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