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How the FUCK does this guy become president
#1
How the FUCK does this guy become president
I am just still baffled as to how this happened. Please, someone tell me I am dreaming or something. Because I really can't believe he still won.

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#2
RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
Too many stupid voters.
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#3
RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
(June 2, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Too many stupid voters.

That may be true. But it is baffling to believe that we still use such and outdated system such as the Electoral College.

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RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
Because his competition was nearly as bad as he is. He talked a populous message while Hillary was the establishment candidate. He should be the easiest hurdle to skip over, and the DNC picked the worst person to "fight" him. I'm as baffled and ticked as the next guy.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#5
RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
LCD.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#6
RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
1. He's a decent conman that can project the same aura of disenfranchisement that some people have.

2. Gerrymandered districts

3. Republicans can always count on on the religous right to vote for them.

4. Hillary didn't campaign in the "Democratic Firewalll"
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#7
RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
Hillary did not set foot in 33 states after her nomination and her voluntary acquiescence, grotesquely and inefficiently out spending Trump 2 to 1, shitting in the mouths of Bernie supporters, and 100% comporting herself for the last 20 years as though the presidency is specifically an entitlement for HER cost her the election. The 'pubs could have nominated Jeffrey Dahmer and still won.
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RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
(June 2, 2017 at 8:03 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hillary did not set foot in 33 states after her nomination and her voluntary acquiescence, grotesquely and  inefficiently out spending Trump 2 to 1, shitting in the mouths of Bernie supporters, and 100% comporting herself for the last 20 years as though the presidency is specifically an entitlement for HER cost her the election.  The 'pubs could have nominated Jeffrey Dahmer and still won.

When people start blaming voters, I keep forgetting to bring up the fact that Hillary didn't even campaign in a lot of places. Hard to rally the base when you don't even visit a lot of the base.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
Quote: and the DNC picked the worst person to "fight" him.

Pardon.  The DNC did not pick anyone.  This is not Russia as much as the WLB would like it to be.  Hillary crushed Sanders in the primaries.

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In fact, she beat Sanders by a far larger popular vote margin than she beat the WLB.
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RE: How the FUCK does this guy become president
She crushed him so bad that he was never mathematically eliminated? That's how badly she crushed him?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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