Watergate II

[scoobysnack]

Scoobs, by this point you could tell me gravity is real and I'd throw myself out the window just to double-check, and also because a screaming death is preferable to talking to you.

^Exactly this.  I think I'd sooner spend six months in a Siberian labour camp than watch any video scoob posted.

Which wouldn't be so bad, because (as any informed person is aware), labour camps in Siberia are actually Illuminati-run training grounds to create the Bigfoot Army needed to battle the demons-disguised-as-aliens hordes who are trying to prevent us from reverse-engineering the warp core seen in the noted documentary 'Star Trek: Into Darkness', which we have to get in order to leave this planet before the Moorlocks take over.  

Thank you.

Boru

Well you can continue losing, while we are winning. Join the winning team, and be on the right side of history, or continue to remain the enemy of the American people. Cucks and snowflakes like romphim wearing effeminate men are not exactly what we are looking for, but we will happy to take you and welcome you aboard.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

^Exactly this.  I think I'd sooner spend six months in a Siberian labour camp than watch any video scoob posted.

Which wouldn't be so bad, because (as any informed person is aware), labour camps in Siberia are actually Illuminati-run training grounds to create the Bigfoot Army needed to battle the demons-disguised-as-aliens hordes who are trying to prevent us from reverse-engineering the warp core seen in the noted documentary 'Star Trek: Into Darkness', which we have to get in order to leave this planet before the Moorlocks take over.  

Thank you.

Boru

Well you can continue losing, while we are winning. Join the winning team, and be on the right side of history, or continue to remain the enemy of the American people. Cucks and snowflakes like romphim wearing effeminate men are not exactly what we are looking for, but we will happy to take you and welcome you aboard.

Where are you getting this 'enemy of the American people' nonsense? I quite like most of the Americans I've met (although to be fair, you lot are easier to get along with at home than you are when you travel abroad).

You call me 'effeminate' one more time, and I'll hit you with my eyelash curler. Bitch.

Boru

[Astreja]

Well you can continue losing, while we are winning.

For values of "winning" → 0.

My next-door-neighbour view of this whole mess:  It's just going to get weirder and weirder the longer this goes on, and by the end of it all the whole world will be scratching its collective head and saying "WTF did we just see?"

[downbeatplumb]

Well you can continue losing, while we are winning.

For values of "winning" → 0.

My next-door-neighbour view of this whole mess:  It's just going to get weirder and weirder the longer this goes on, and by the end of it all the whole world will be scratching its collective head and saying "WTF did we just see?"

Trump has only been in office a few months and already its a spectacular car crash of a failure.
At this point in the Obama administration the only thing they could bring up against him was he used fancy mustard.
Remember "president poupon".

With Trump we already have lying, cheating collusion with foreign powers, calls for impeachment and ruining the earths climate on purpose.