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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: row-2-right.jpg]

What. The. Frig. Is that?
Looks like something at a market from Star Wars.

(June 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And the females can post here too.

Penis envy is a perfectly fine topic for them.

I don't envy penis. I love penis.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#12
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they sell those geoducks at the friggin Safeway !!!!
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#13
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)Luckie Wrote: I don't envy penis. I love penis.





I must say though, I love strangling the spuds.
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#14
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Vorlon:

Men may have the balls and bat, but women have the playing field.

This is true when applied to MOST guys.

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#16
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: they sell those geoducks at the friggin Safeway !!!!

No seriously what is that?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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clams
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#18
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread might limp along for awhile but will eventually peter out.


I edited the OP just to ensure that you were wrong. You're welcome.  Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(June 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread might limp along for awhile but will eventually peter out.


I edited the OP just to ensure that you were wrong. You're welcome.  Big Grin

Oh, sure, make me drag my dick through the mud back to page one.
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#20
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: EtA: The last person to post has the biggest penis of all! Now it will neVer die. Cool Shades

[The Sisko voice, first name Don't Fuck With] The only surface large enough to write down all the ways I am awesome is my dick[/The Sisko voice]


Free kudos to anybody who gets the reference.
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