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Lourdes
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 (June 26, 2017 at 5:08 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Are you asking for a 'friend'? LOL ! But think of the reaction and positive PR if there was a pile of strap-ons next to the pile of crutches !!! Prescription bottles filled with Viagra, Cialis, powdered rhino horn . . . Damn, they could make some money !! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: Lourdes
June 26, 2017 at 5:59 pm
(This post was last modified: June 26, 2017 at 6:06 pm by brewer.)
(June 26, 2017 at 3:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(June 26, 2017 at 3:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: No need to travel. Peter Popoff will heel you for free. The commercial said so. He's off the rag. Now he sends you and 3cc ampule of labeled Miracle Spring water. That you are suppose to drink?!?!?!?! People are getting healed and rich! Double whammy. Edit: Are all of the grammar nazi sick??? Or did ya'll just figure stupid joke or bad spellifier Mark?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
You guys really need to get up-to-date! About eight years ago, he moved onto "Manna Bread" - made from an authentic biblical recipe (sort of) - and magic salt:
A profit indeed. No idea what the scumbag might be doing now
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 26, 2017 at 5:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Edit: Are all of the grammar nazi sick??? Or did ya'll just figure stupid joke or bad spellifier Mark? We is on lunch brake.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Actually, what I'd love to do is go to one of these healing things, then when the idiot puts his hands on me I'll scream that I've gone blind. If he tries to do it again, I'll scream again and collapse to the ground moaning "My legs! I can't feel my legs!"
Let's make it a group outing!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (June 26, 2017 at 5:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Actually it wasn't until the 5th century Council of Ephesus that jesus freaks began to hammer out this "mary" horseshit. That should tell you something. The old Magna Mater. You can't have pantheon of gods without the Magna Mater.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Well, it IS an observed fact that the proper laying on of hands can cure mild cases of erectile dysfunction...
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
As my mum was a strict Roman Catholic, she went to Lourdes for healing. She was suffering from a terminal form of multiple sclerosis and the doctors were unable to do anything else for her.
It didn't work.
Sum ergo sum
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