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Peculiar Lamentation
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Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 2:14 pm
Lamentations of Christ are depictions of the body of Christ removed from the cross and surrounded by mourners. A common tableau features Mary in the middle behind Christ's body with John to Mary's right and Mary Magdalene to Mary's left. Does anyone notice anything peculiar about the Lamentation reproduced here?


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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 2:24 pm
Magdalena has a very weird physiognomy, and what on earth is John doing down there?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 3:09 pm
The woman on the left has a broken neck.
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 3:16 pm
(June 29, 2017 at 2:24 pm)Alex K Wrote: Magdalena has a very weird physiognomy, and what on earth is John doing down there?

Tooting the holy flute?
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 3:19 pm
The two Marys appear to have exactly the same face.

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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 3:29 pm
Women are interchangeable parts.

Church dogma.
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 5:19 pm
Given the number of spikes in his head there should be holes in the Turin shroud.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm
(June 29, 2017 at 2:24 pm)Alex K Wrote: Magdalena has a very weird physiognomy, and what on earth is John doing down there?

I think my description might have confused you. When I said to Mary's right, I meant on Mary's right hand side, not to the right of Mary from the observer's  viewpoint. So you're actually wondering what Magdalena is doing "down there."
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 6:00 pm
There is an upside down trilobite close to that one guy's right hand.
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RE: Peculiar Lamentation
June 29, 2017 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: June 29, 2017 at 6:10 pm by Succubus.)
(June 29, 2017 at 6:00 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: There is an upside down trilobite close to that one guy's right hand.

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(June 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm)Caligvla XXI Wrote:
(June 29, 2017 at 2:24 pm)Alex K Wrote: Magdalena has a very weird physiognomy, and what on earth is John doing down there?

I think my description might have confused you. When I said to Mary's right, I meant on Mary's right hand side, not to the right of Mary from the observer's  viewpoint. So you're actually wondering what Magdalena is doing "down there."

OK, we give up, what's peculiar about the Lamentation?
Or is it that big Indiana Jones stone ball about to wipe them all out?
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