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What National Day is today?
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July 13
NATIONAL DELAWARE DAY NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY NATIONAL BEANS ‘N’ FRANKS DAY
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  RE: What National Day is today?
July 13, 2017 at 4:04 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2017 at 4:06 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
In New Zealand, today is, 'Holy Fuck, The US Has A Lot Of National Days' Day. We usually celebrate it by throwing beans and franks at lonely people from Delaware who have different-coloured eyes.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
July 14
NATIONAL NUDE DAY NATIONAL TAPE MEASURE DAY NATIONAL GRAND MARNIER DAY NATIONAL MAC AND CHEESE DAY COLLECTOR CAR APPRECIATION DAY
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  RE: What National Day is today?
July 14, 2017 at 1:31 am
(This post was last modified: July 14, 2017 at 1:33 am by c172.)
NATIONAL NUDE DAY
NATIONAL TAPE MEASURE DAY NATIONAL GRAND MARNIER DAY NATIONAL MAC AND CHEESE DAY COLLECTOR CAR APPRECIATION DAY *drives around the neighborhood in my 1988 Audi Trans-Am series racer whilst naked except for being wrapped up in a cloth tape measure, a bowl of Kraft Dinner in my right hand and a shot glass of Grand Marnier in my left* That's how I roll.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
July 15
NATIONAL GIVE SOMETHING AWAY DAY NATIONAL I LOVE HORSES DAY NATIONAL PET FIRE SAFETY DAY NATIONAL STRAWBERRY RHUBARB WINE DAY TOSS AWAY THE “COULD HAVES” AND “SHOULD HAVES” DAY NATIONAL TAPIOCA DAY
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Tapioca's okay, though rice pudding's better.
Gotta wait til August 9th for that. Still...doesn't look like there are any freebies to be had today. I'm so disappointed. 
July 16
NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY NATIONAL CORN FRITTERS DAY NATIONAL PERSONAL CHEF’S DAY
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
July 17
WORLD EMOJI DAY NATIONAL GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE DAY WRONG WAY CORRIGAN DAY NATIONAL PEACH ICE CREAM DAY NATIONAL YELLOW PIG DAY
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
July 18th :
National Sour Candy Day National Caviar Day Yum! Pop Rocks and Fish Eggs.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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