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Separated at birth !!
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RE: Separated at birth !!
July 12, 2017 at 11:54 am
OMFG have you seen this?
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Have you? Have you? I mean really have you?


You know I always found that Ray Milland and John Housman looked exactly alike.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Separated at birth !!
July 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm
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RE: Separated at birth !!
July 12, 2017 at 2:57 pm
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RE: Separated at birth !!
July 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm
(July 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: [Image: separated-at-birth-13013200.png]

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Hilarious Memory of a goldfish, and an attitude like Chucky.
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July 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm
(July 9, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Without a parachute.

Perhaps we could simply launch him from an obsolete Atlas launcher?

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RE: Separated at birth !!
July 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm
(July 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(July 9, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Without a parachute.

Perhaps we could simply launch him from an obsolete Atlas launcher?

The Atlas line got reincarnated with the merger of LockMart and Boeing into yet another clusterfuck called United Launch Alliance. Elon Musk is currently kicking their collective asses. I say we just mount the Chump in the payload fairing, and once it gets off the coast of Florida, detonate it "because it went off course". Or a dynamite enema, which would be orders of magnitude less expensive.
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RE: Separated at birth !!
July 13, 2017 at 5:19 pm
It's the chinnnnnnn.

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July 15, 2017 at 10:02 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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July 15, 2017 at 12:13 pm
(July 15, 2017 at 10:02 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 6M3wUPnw.jpg]
Angry  Ruined my breakfast, you did!
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July 18, 2017 at 1:27 pm
(July 15, 2017 at 12:13 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 15, 2017 at 10:02 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 6M3wUPnw.jpg]
Angry  Ruined my breakfast, you did!

Oh yeah? Will this ruin pussy for you?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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