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Wake up and smell the ...?

Poll: Wake up and smell the ...?
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Coffee
18.75%
 3 18.75%
Roses
12.50%
 2 12.50%
Hummus
0%
 0 0%
Lemons
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Halitosis
0%
 0 0%
Partner
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Bacon
12.50%
 2 12.50%
The Glory of God
0%
 0 0%
Other?
31.25%
 5 31.25%
Fuck all stinking polls!
12.50%
 2 12.50%
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#11
RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 11, 2017 at 5:23 pm
Having trouble deciding on the best.

Worst: smelling sound or light.
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#12
RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 11, 2017 at 5:29 pm
I'm shocked!

I thought there'd be more votes for the glory of god.

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#13
RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 15, 2017 at 10:03 am (This post was last modified: July 15, 2017 at 10:03 am by Fake Messiah.)
wakey wakey with the smell smell of matter burning with antimatter in ship's warp drive.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 15, 2017 at 10:49 am (This post was last modified: July 15, 2017 at 10:50 am by ignoramus.)
What's that fresh ionised smell when you blow an led light? Somebody's gotta know...
I'm imagining that's what the warp core would smell like constantly.

Doesn't it also act as an insect repellent?
I'd say there'd be no flies in Engineering ... Then again, why would there be any flies on the a StarFleet vessel?
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RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 15, 2017 at 11:59 am
Waking up on Titan would be fun.

Primordial pre-biotic smells abound !!!


Methane, ammonia, carbon monoxide, di-acetylene, helium, argon, hydrogen, hydrogen cyanide and propane !!!

A heady brew, that's for sure, not for wimps.
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RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 15, 2017 at 6:25 pm
I'm more impressed by having survived the sleep!
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#17
RE: Wake up and smell the ...?
July 15, 2017 at 6:54 pm
Flower.

Notice I didn't add an "s"

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July 16, 2017 at 8:59 pm
...Xenomorph spooning you. 

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July 17, 2017 at 3:52 pm
Wake up an smell the Hai Karate I splashed on my taint !!!
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July 17, 2017 at 5:44 pm
I once took an early-morning gun safety class.  Wake up and smell the gunpowder became my all-time favorite variation.
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