Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Minimalist]

Cloacina was a very important goddess in Rome.  Gotta keep the shit flowing.

[Whateverist]

To me Jesus ROCKS, for example here he is in action against the snooty priests telling them they're full of shit, so can I ask whose side atheists are on, his or the priests?

"You're like whitewashed tombs which look clean on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean" (Matt 23:27)

Cool character alright.  But I prefer Jon Snow.

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Jesus is sexy.

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We are referring to Mexican men named Jesus, right?

Yeah, but would you worship him?

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My favorite fairy tale growing up was The Three Little Pigs.

But then, I grew up.

So what did you build your house out of?

[brewer]

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Jesus is sexy.

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We are referring to Mexican men named Jesus, right?

Yeah, but would you worship him?

Are we allowed to worship selected parts?

[drfuzzy]

To me Jesus ROCKS, for example here he is in action against the snooty priests telling them they're full of shit, so can I ask whose side atheists are on, his or the priests?

"You're like whitewashed tombs which look clean on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean" (Matt 23:27)

Why should I care about either side?  It's a book of fairy tales.  And "what side atheists are on"?  Atheists are individuals.  There is no creed.  Atheists see no evidence for the existence of any deity.  What side?  That's about as important as what Hogwarts house you prefer.

[Minimalist]

So what did you build your house out of?

Beats me.  I hired some guy to build it.  What do I look like?  A carpenter?  Certainly not a "carpenter's son!"

[Whateverist]

So what did you build your house out of?

Beats me.  I hired some guy to build it.  What do I look like?  A carpenter?  Certainly not a "carpenter's son!"

The correct answer is bricks. That's the one the wolf couldn't blow down. Oh well, good luck with your straw house.

[vorlon13]

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Yeah, but would you worship him?

Are we allowed to worship selected parts?

Wow, your vorlon wouldn't turn that down.

Funny yesterday however, encountered a 'bubba" that looked like a really good time looking for a place to happen, and then he had to go and start talking and killed the mood INSTANTLY.

Jesus, man, you had me there, your hunky good looks and workaday clothes were definitely an E-Ticket.  And then you tried to talk . . .  


Second word out of you mouth and I lost my hard on . . .

[Whateverist]

Are we allowed to worship selected parts?

Wow, your vorlon wouldn't turn that down.

Funny yesterday however, encountered a 'bubba" that looked like a really good time looking for a place to happen, and then he had to go and start talking and killed the mood INSTANTLY.

Jesus, man, you had me there, your hunky good looks and workaday clothes were definitely an E-Ticket.  And then you tried to talk . . .  


Second word out of you mouth and I lost my hard on . . .

If the second word was "saves" I can guess what the first was.

[vorlon13]

I Like Them Big and Stupid
Lyrics


When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and

[GUBU]

To me Jesus ROCKS, for example here he is in action against the snooty priests telling them they're full of shit, so can I ask whose side atheists are on, his or the priests?

"You're like whitewashed tombs which look clean on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean" (Matt 23:27)

You're not nuts, you're just a stupid troll who has no sense of civility.