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Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)
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RE: Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)
July 17, 2017 at 1:16 pm
(This post was last modified: July 17, 2017 at 1:22 pm by Whateverist.)
(July 17, 2017 at 10:34 am)Dropship Wrote: To me Jesus ROCKS, for example here he is in action against the snooty priests telling them they're full of shit, so can I ask whose side atheists are on, his or the priests? Cool character alright. But I prefer Jon Snow. (July 17, 2017 at 11:31 am)Lutrinae Wrote: Jesus is sexy. Yeah, but would you worship him? (July 17, 2017 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My favorite fairy tale growing up was The Three Little Pigs. So what did you build your house out of? (July 17, 2017 at 1:16 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Are we allowed to worship selected parts?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(July 17, 2017 at 10:34 am)Dropship Wrote: To me Jesus ROCKS, for example here he is in action against the snooty priests telling them they're full of shit, so can I ask whose side atheists are on, his or the priests? Why should I care about either side? It's a book of fairy tales. And "what side atheists are on"? Atheists are individuals. There is no creed. Atheists see no evidence for the existence of any deity. What side? That's about as important as what Hogwarts house you prefer.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
Quote:So what did you build your house out of? Beats me. I hired some guy to build it. What do I look like? A carpenter? Certainly not a "carpenter's son!" (July 17, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:So what did you build your house out of? The correct answer is bricks. That's the one the wolf couldn't blow down. Oh well, good luck with your straw house. (July 17, 2017 at 1:27 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(July 17, 2017 at 1:16 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Wow, your vorlon wouldn't turn that down. Funny yesterday however, encountered a 'bubba" that looked like a really good time looking for a place to happen, and then he had to go and start talking and killed the mood INSTANTLY. Jesus, man, you had me there, your hunky good looks and workaday clothes were definitely an E-Ticket. And then you tried to talk . . . Second word out of you mouth and I lost my hard on . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(July 17, 2017 at 2:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(July 17, 2017 at 1:27 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Are we allowed to worship selected parts? If the second word was "saves" I can guess what the first was.
I Like Them Big and Stupid
Lyrics When I need somethin' to help me unwind I find a six foot baby with a one track mind Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands Give me a moron with talented hands I go bar-hopping and they say last call I start shopping for a Neanderthal The bigger they come the harder I fall In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall {Refrain} I like 'em big and stupid I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and stupid What kind of guy does a lot for me A Superman with a lobotomy My fathers outa Harvard My brothers outa Yale But the guy I took home last night Just got outa jail The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots The bigger they are the harder they'll work I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk {Refrain} I met a guy, who drives a truck He can't tell time but he sure can drive I asked his name and he had to think Could I have found the missing link He's so stupid you know what he said Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid The bigger they come the harder I fall In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall {Refrain} I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(July 17, 2017 at 10:34 am)Dropship Wrote: To me Jesus ROCKS, for example here he is in action against the snooty priests telling them they're full of shit, so can I ask whose side atheists are on, his or the priests? You're not nuts, you're just a stupid troll who has no sense of civility.
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