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giddy with expectations
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 3:32 pm
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Quote:our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him .

Quite possibly the first thing I've ever agreed with any Imam about.  We'll have to see how this turns out.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 3:52 pm
So far I only have experience laundering money for deserted nigerian princesses. Converting to islam for a desert arab so he gets to marry the princess is an interesting twist.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 4:06 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Youwait Wrote: basically I fell in love with the daughter of our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him . then i made a deal with him that if i convert 7 atheists into Islam he will let me marry his daughter and she can live with me in  the desert  ,  at a discount dowry cost  of only ten camels. so i bought a computer and I'm here to convert 7 of you to islam. I'd appreciate it if you don't put up any resistance  . now just give  me a little time to familiarize you with the Quran as your first into becoming  Muslim. I've to write it first . so please don't go anywhere . wait for me . okay ? good


Just renounce your religion, elope and live with her in sin. Win/win for all concerned.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 4:06 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Just renounce your religion, elope and live with her in sin.  Win/win for all concerned.

Or reenact Romeo & Juliet.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 8:31 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2017 at 8:33 pm by ignoramus.)
Welcome matey.

Ask your imam if he'd rather have his daughter living the good life in a western country?
I can take her but I'll need a lifetime supply of diesel for my 4WD.
I'll probably need some new wiper blades too...


And some good nobby tyres!
And free kebabs......

What else?


Wat sort of spices does he have?

Any olives?


Does she cook apple pie?


Cooking my bacon nice and crispy will be a non negotiable requirement I'm afraid.
Looking forward to a reply quickly as I'm also in the middle of a deal with Africans, Russians and the redneck down the road.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 9:08 pm
if the Imam's daughter thing doesn't work out . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 10:06 pm
Haha welcome!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 23, 2017 at 3:56 am
...this could be fun...

I mean, hi youwait, welcome from the UK. Would you like a cup of tea? I looked up your local brew.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 24, 2017 at 2:05 pm
I'm glad you're here Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: giddy with expectations
July 24, 2017 at 2:11 pm
C_L!!! Are you back or just paying us a flying visit?
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