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giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm
basically I fell in love with the daughter of our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him . then i made a deal with him that if i convert 7 atheists into Islam he will let me marry his daughter and she can live with me in the desert , at a discount dowry cost of only ten camels. so i bought a computer and I'm here to convert 7 of you to islam. I'd appreciate it if you don't put up any resistance  . now just give  me a little time to familiarize you with the Quran as your first into becoming  Muslim. I've to write it first . so please don't go anywhere . wait for me . okay ? good
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 1:46 pm
LOL

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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 1:57 pm
Welcome, you sound quite interesting. Smile
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 2:06 pm
Lmao Welcome, dude. Clap
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 2:15 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Youwait Wrote: basically I fell in love with the daughter of our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him . then i made a deal with him that if i convert 7 atheists into Islam he will let me marry his daughter and she can live with me in  the desert  ,  at a discount dowry cost  of only ten camels. so i bought a computer and I'm here to convert 7 of you to islam. I'd appreciate it if you don't put up any resistance  . now just give  me a little time to familiarize you with the Quran as your first into becoming  Muslim. I've to write it first . so please don't go anywhere . wait for me . okay ? good

I believe all of that, but then I was born just this morning. Big Grin



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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 2:45 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Youwait Wrote: basically I fell in love with the daughter of our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him . then i made a deal with him that if i convert 7 atheists into Islam he will let me marry his daughter and she can live with me in  the desert  ,  at a discount dowry cost  of only ten camels. so i bought a computer and I'm here to convert 7 of you to islam. I'd appreciate it if you don't put up any resistance  . now just give  me a little time to familiarize you with the Quran as your first into becoming  Muslim. I've to write it first . so please don't go anywhere . wait for me . okay ? good

I believe all of that, but then I was born just this morning. Big Grin

thank you thank for your warm welcome . you are nice infidels . stay that way. I've already posted my quran at the Islam forum. don't  go there please. do not read it please. i messed up big time . Satan got to me . the desert mushroom got into my head
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 2:58 pm
Hello delusional one.

Just waiting for my convertin squirtin.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 3:03 pm
Obvious troll is blah blah blah blah blah
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 3:04 pm
C_L should be here.
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RE: giddy with expectations
July 22, 2017 at 3:23 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Youwait Wrote: basically I fell in love with the daughter of our mosque Imam and he wouldn't let marry her because I'm desert Arab and an uncivilized barbarian according to him . then i made a deal with him that if i convert 7 atheists into Islam he will let me marry his daughter and she can live with me in  the desert  ,  at a discount dowry cost  of only ten camels. so i bought a computer and I'm here to convert 7 of you to islam. I'd appreciate it if you don't put up any resistance  . now just give  me a little time to familiarize you with the Quran as your first into becoming  Muslim. I've to write it first . so please don't go anywhere . wait for me . okay ? good

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