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Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.

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Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 8:06 pm
"If America was founded by Englishmen, why is there still England?"

Stick to brainless sitcoms, Tim ... thinking ain't your strong point.

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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 8:10 pm
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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 8:16 pm
He expressed similar disbelief (argument from ignorance fallacy) in evolution and everything happening 'by chance' in one of those pro-creation documentaries, I think it was Ray Cumfart's Atheist Delusion (meaning literally, Ray Cumfart's delusion about atheism).
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 8:18 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 6:55 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Sad...

Read the twitter thread, it'll cheer you up

LOL!  You were not wrong!  😂
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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 8:27 pm
Is there a meme for his line from the Santa Clause, "When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!"
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 8:48 pm
Tim just needs to shut up and let his furry torso do the talking.

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nice sweat pant bulge too . . . .
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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 9:02 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 6:38 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: He is a trump voter.

Dumb as a bag of cunt hair.
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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 22, 2017 at 9:23 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 6:38 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: He is a trump voter.

Dumb as a bag of cunt hair.

At least those can be used for flossing.

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RE: Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
August 23, 2017 at 12:43 am
(August 22, 2017 at 9:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dumb as a bag of cunt hair.

At least those can be used for flossing.

How long are pubes where you come from? Is it like in Borat, where they can be big enough that they can count as currency?
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