"If America was founded by Englishmen, why is there still England?"
Stick to brainless sitcoms, Tim ... thinking ain't your strong point.
Stick to brainless sitcoms, Tim ... thinking ain't your strong point.
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Tim Allen denies Darwinian evolution.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
He expressed similar disbelief (argument from ignorance fallacy) in evolution and everything happening 'by chance' in one of those pro-creation documentaries, I think it was Ray Cumfart's Atheist Delusion (meaning literally, Ray Cumfart's delusion about atheism).
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.  (August 22, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Alex K Wrote:(August 22, 2017 at 6:55 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Sad... LOL! You were not wrong! 😂
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Is there a meme for his line from the Santa Clause, "When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!"
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views. 
Tim just needs to shut up and let his furry torso do the talking.
![[Image: sweat_pants.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.timallen.com%2Fgallery%2Fimg%2Fscrapbook%2Fbig%2Fsweat_pants.jpg) nice sweat pant bulge too . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
  (August 22, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(August 22, 2017 at 6:38 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: He is a trump voter. At least those can be used for flossing.  (August 22, 2017 at 9:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(August 22, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dumb as a bag of cunt hair. How long are pubes where you come from? Is it like in Borat, where they can be big enough that they can count as currency?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. |
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