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Things you're supposed to like, but don't
Astreja Offline
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#91
RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:21 pm
Shopping for new clothes. I hate it with a red-hot passion. Occasionally I pop into a discount chain to pick up new socks and underwear, and I'm not unduly pleased about having to do that either. Start babbling to me about outlet stores and designer brands, expect a face-palm.

Cable TV. (No, young man, I'm not interested in upgrading my cable service to add a TV package, and I don't care that it's "only" 19.95 for the first 6 months. I. Don't. Watch. TV. Nobody in this household watches TV. But as long as you're here annoying me on the phone, could I persuade you to give me a $30 discount on my Internet service?)

Bleu cheese. That stuff tastes unpleasantly weird, even in tiny quantities, and it doesn't help that I have a mould allergy. Never try to cultivate a taste for something that might require an EpiPen as one of the dining utensils.

Oysters. Seriously, why? Smoked oysters in particular I view as Death In A Can.
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#92
RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:23 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 6:27 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 2, 2017 at 6:08 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm pretty sure I know what that is.  Smile

What...the phenobarbital? 

Baby, you know I don't drug your food any more. When are you gonna start trusting me? Sad

Maybe when you stop feeding me them pork chops?

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#93
RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:31 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 8:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Maybe when you stop feeding me them pork chops?

Please. I only drugged them the ONE time, so's to get you across state lines. Tongue
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:37 pm
Not a fan of spicy food either. I don't get the appeal, unless you're a masochist.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:40 pm
Capitalism Wink
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:41 pm
Democratic socialism all the way.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#97
RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 8:49 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 2, 2017 at 8:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Maybe when you stop feeding me them pork chops?

Please. I only drugged them the ONE time, so's to get you across state lines. Tongue

ROFLOL Get a room! Seriously, I think you two are such a cute couple!
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 10:20 pm
Receiving oral sex.

There it is.

I said it.

*awkward silence*
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 11:33 pm
Frogs.

I love creepy stuff but I can't stand those slimy bumpy black and brown bastards.
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RE: Things you're supposed to like, but don't
September 2, 2017 at 11:34 pm
(September 2, 2017 at 10:20 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Receiving oral sex.  

There it is.

I said it.

*awkward silence*

Somebody is doing it wrong. I hope that that gets sorted soon.
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