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Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
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Best cinematography: Lost in Translation.
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Shortest average shot length:

Dark City*




(less than 2 seconds)
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Best remake which was better than the original.

NONE!
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(September 18, 2017 at 2:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: Best remake which was better than the original.

NONE!

True Grit ?

The Fly ?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers ?

3:10 to Yuma ?
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Blasphemy!
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Cronenbergs take on The Fly is bested only by his masterpiece Crash.

[Brundle sits at a table full of junk food, and explains his altered digestive system to Veronica and her videocamera]
Seth Brundle: How does Brundlefly eat? Well, he found out the hard and painful way that he eats very much the way a fly eats. His teeth are now useless, because although he can chew up solid food, he can't digest them. Solid food hurts. So like a fly, Brundlefly breaks down solids with a corrosive enzyme, playfully called "vomit drop". He regurgitates on his food, it liquifies, and then he sucks it back up. Ready for a demonstration, kids? Here goes...
[cut to Stathis, who is watching the videotape. The sound of Seth "vomiting" is heard]
Stathis Borans: Oh my God.
[Sound of Seth sucking back up the vomit]
Stathis Borans: [shocked and disgusted] My God!
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Is that the remake with what's his name... the dinosaur dude who realised there's more money promoting food delivery!
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(September 17, 2017 at 9:32 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(September 17, 2017 at 9:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Best use of a blonde running from a T.rex in five inch heels: Jurassic World.

... Wasn't she a redhead?

In that movie, yeah. So what?  Cool
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(September 18, 2017 at 7:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 17, 2017 at 9:32 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: ... Wasn't she a redhead?

In that movie, yeah. So what?  Cool

It was confoozling, that's all. The only blondes I remember running from dinosaurs in Jurassic Park movies was a girl in a purple baseball cap and a woman in a pink shirt and the paleontology version of Daisy Dukes.
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(September 18, 2017 at 10:11 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(September 18, 2017 at 7:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: In that movie, yeah. So what?  Cool

It was confoozling, that's all.  The only blondes I remember running from dinosaurs in Jurassic Park movies was a girl in a purple baseball cap and a woman in a pink shirt and the paleontology version of Daisy Dukes.

You're not nearly as confused as I am.  Tongue
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