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Happy Birthday Exian
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 (September 13, 2017 at 6:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(September 13, 2017 at 6:06 pm)Losty Wrote: Happy birthday, sexy I expect the same message on my birthday! 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Holy shit thanks everybody! You guys are cool.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Happy Birthday!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Woah Happy Birthday big boi.
Come here and let me whisper camel stuff in your ear...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (September 13, 2017 at 7:02 pm)Exian Wrote: Holy shit thanks everybody! You guys are cool. Damn right we're cool. Coolest froods you'll ever find anywhere. What a privilege we are bestowing upon your otherwise decrepit and enfeebled person !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Happy Birthday, Ex! You mother fucker! Keep rockin' that hard hat. 😘🎂
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (September 13, 2017 at 7:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(September 13, 2017 at 7:02 pm)Exian Wrote: Holy shit thanks everybody! You guys are cool. I am super old now.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Pretty sure you're just one more year older. To quote the actress in "Fried Green Tomatoes", I'm practically at the jumping off place. Nothing to worry about.
Don't see you around nearly enough, brotha. I hope life's doing you kindly ... keep on keepin' on, brotha.
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