The Facts Of Life......

[Jackie]

So today's rerun Etna's "Ms Garrett's"  gourmet food shop catering service isn't doing so well. They find out a guy named Pete down the road is underselling them. Blair tries to be helpful by trying to talk to Pete, he brings on the charm with Blair and complements her telling her he used to have a pony named Blair and said it was a beautiful pony. (AN aside, I knew he was conning her.) She lets it slip out that Etna is catering a wedding, Pete ends up stealing it from her.

ANYWHO Etna ends up getting a call that she lost the wedding. Of course she is angry, storms into the back of her store. Jo's Spidey sense tingles and she looks at Blair, knows she got stupid, "You told him." Blair says, "I couldn't help it, he told me I reminded him of his pony."

Jo, "Which end?".

[Jackie]

In this morning's rerun Blair is in college dating a medical student.

Jo comments, "Yea, she makes them sick, he cures them."

[Jackie]

OH MY THOR!

Ok so of course today's rerun is a Christmas theme. BUT UM........ The following was a "WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING"

So this is one of the last years of that sitcom where Cloris Leachman replaced Ms Garret's character. 

So anywho, in this episode she has a dream that she never moved to Peakskill. In the dream she meets Santa, and says "So what? You want me to sit on your lap?"

I KID YOU NOT......

Santa, "No, the Misses gets upset if they are over 12."............... EWWEEEEEEEEEEE! Seriously what were the writers thinking?

In other news, Roy Moore said, "Shut the fuck up that was me playing Santa."

[Jackie]

Oh for those who tease me about both ABBA and this show.

GUESS WHAT, today's rerun had the girls weekend night cruising listening to the car radio. BUT get this, Tootie wanted to win the tickets to a "ABBA reunion concert". Funny that in reality the band said after they broke up  they would never preform again together.

[Jackie]

[Jackie]

Extra credit, and a free year's supply of pocket lint(disclaimer, not applicable in any state, or planet earth, see store for details, restrictions apply, for external use only, if a rash appears stop use and consult your doctor.)

For extra credit, name the show The Facts Of Life was a spin off of.

[Jackie]

Extra credit, and a free year's supply of pocket lint(disclaimer, not applicable in any state, or planet earth, see store for details, restrictions apply, for external use only, if a rash appears stop use and consult your doctor.)

For extra credit, name the show The Facts Of Life was a spin off of.

^^^^^^^^^ COME ON GUYS, 

[John V]

And you're surprised people think you're a girl? 

[Jackie]

And you're surprised people think you're a girl? 

Someone still pissed that we are not swallowing their sky wizard claim?

FYI you reading comprehension sucks because I never said I was angry about it, I just find it funny. 

My mom got confused for being a man. Now want to say something about her?

Yes I like The Facts Of Life, and I like ABBA and I love my mom too.

If you are looking for fucks for me to give, sorry, I've run out.

[Jackie]

Ok, no takers on the question of what show did "Facts Of Life" spin off off?

Answer, "Different Strokes"

Ms Garrett started out as a maid for Mr Drummond in that show.