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God on trial
#21
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So which character is the Christian God? Is it Yeshua, the self-confessed glutton and wine bibber, or is it Yahweh, the God of the Hebrews and the God of the armies?
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#22
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(September 19, 2017 at 11:13 am)Little Rik Wrote: Gee, thanks for putting only the Christian God on trial.  Thanks
For a moment I thought you would put also my God on trial.  Truce

What a scare Dude!  Panic

Let the record show: One more outburst ..and by 'outburst' I DO mean excessive emoji use....and this court will find in contempt, Mr. Rik.
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#23
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#24
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RIP Thread


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#25
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(September 20, 2017 at 5:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1w6n5i.jpg]

I don't why but I just can't stop laughing whenever I look at this Big Grin... not just your post but the context it's in in the thread as well.

Anyway it seems to me that in such a case, every theist in existence would be his lawyers... cos he never speaks for himself; only through his various public defenders. It's an interesting analogy to think how it would play out in a courtroom.
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#26
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This god can't do anything for itself. It can't defend itself, it can't speak for itself, it can't exist by itself. It can't even take offence for itself. It's the most powerless entity ever invented. Even the dumbest single cell organism is more powerful.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#27
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Can't be that weak! It's brought 80% of the world to its knees!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#28
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(September 19, 2017 at 10:32 am)Succubus Wrote: Unless you can put the defendant in the witness box the project is doomed to failure.

Yeah.  Imagine one of the lawyers saying "do you recognize the defendant sitting at the defense table?"

And the witness saying "there is no one sitting at the defense table, asshole."

Wouldn't look good in court!
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#29
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Guilty.

The sentence is death.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#30
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(September 20, 2017 at 9:31 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Can't be that weak! It's brought 80% of the world to its knees!

No, they did that to themselves. Religions exist, even if the gods don't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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