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The VelociPastor (2017)
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The VelociPastor (2017)
Yes it's a real movie about (catholic?) priest that turns into velociraptor to clean the world from sin, here's the trailer



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The VelociPastor (2017)
It looks like a bad 80s flick.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The VelociPastor (2017)
(September 27, 2017 at 5:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It looks like a bad 80s flick.

Well yeah that's the style they're going for, like I guess "Kill Bill" is like 70s exploitation flick, but to me this looks better then KB. Or if this one gets popular maybe they re-make it into $300 mil. IMAX 3D movie considering this is already a remake form short movie that was out few years ago.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The VelociPastor (2017)
They should have called it:

Velociraper"
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RE: The VelociPastor (2017)
IKR. It+s strange that we see him sleeping with a woman because if they wanted to go all the way he should be sleeping with an altar boy. He could be like his sidekick that he got "on his side" by deluding him.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The VelociPastor (2017)
(September 27, 2017 at 6:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: They should have called it:

Velociraper"

Ha, good one!

And here's me thinking they should have called it "The stupid cunt."

I am so witty!
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