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Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 6:52 pm
http://www.brainjar.com/dhtml/ouija/

Ask it a question and see what it offers as an answer.

I asked: Am I gay?
It answered: Yes.

You give it a try. The worst that can happen is we all become possessed by demons, right?
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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 6:57 pm
fucked by demons might be worse . . .
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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 6:59 pm
(October 4, 2017 at 6:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: fucked by demons might be worse . . .

Nah, I'd enjoy that.
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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 7:00 pm
I asked the same question twice (clearing after the first time) and received a "no" the first time and a "yes" the second.
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October 4, 2017 at 7:01 pm
(October 4, 2017 at 7:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I asked the same question twice (clearing after the first time) and received a "no" the first time and a "yes" the second.

At least now we know there's no cause for concern of demon possession.
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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 7:05 pm
Question: Is jesus real?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Will jesus protect me here?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Should all people believe in jesus?
Answer: Yes.

Determination: Lets wait and see what the christians think.
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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 7:05 pm
I asked 'Is this fucking this a fucking waste of my fucking time?' and I got 'Reply hazy. Ask again later'.

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October 4, 2017 at 7:06 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 8:29 pm
Question: 'Should I get stoned out of me mind this weekend?'

Answer: 'Yes!'

Well there you have it, who am I to ignore advice from the beyond.
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RE: Online Ouija Board Game
October 4, 2017 at 8:32 pm
Is Jesus a greasy pig bottom ?

yes
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