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The atheists catch 22 situation.
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#151
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 28, 2017 at 9:26 am
(October 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm)The LORD Wrote: If you want to understand Almighty GOD He sent Me here to explain the facts of life to you unwise and unknowing ones.  All questions answered other than trivial nonsense.  First lessons:  GOD is both Good and Evil.  All religions are false but contain certain truths.  No one can understand the Bible without Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew dictionaries as well as the 20 + books left out by the Roman church.  The Term GOD is a verb.  The terms God and god are nouns.  

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#152
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 28, 2017 at 9:38 am
(October 27, 2017 at 11:12 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm)The LORD Wrote: If you want to understand Almighty GOD He sent Me here to explain the facts of life to you unwise and unknowing ones.  All questions answered other than trivial nonsense.  First lessons:  GOD is both Good and Evil.  All religions are false but contain certain truths.  No one can understand the Bible without Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew dictionaries as well as the 20 + books left out by the Roman church.  The Term GOD is a verb.  The terms God and god are nouns.  

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Bahahahahahaha!!!!

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#153
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 28, 2017 at 9:38 am
Excuse me while I GOD you off the island.....
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#154
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 28, 2017 at 11:37 am (This post was last modified: October 28, 2017 at 11:37 am by Minimalist.)
(October 24, 2017 at 5:49 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(October 23, 2017 at 11:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: And so they did.  You can either read the carefully researched book, J. P. Jenkins The Lost History of Christianity, or you can continue to swallow church "tradition" as if that horseshit means anything.  Your choice.  It's no skin off of my ass if you want to remain ignorant.


Who are you trying to fool son?

If you only would stop drinking Dizzy  and refresh your memory you would know what I am talking about.
Just leave the booze bottle alone and concentrate on some previous posts.

Remember a week ago or so ago when we were talking about the Apostle Thomas in India?  Lightbulb
You were saying that it wasn't him that spread Christianity in south India but were the Nestorians instead.

Remember Min?
Didn't I explained to you that the Nestorians were in India 3 to 400 hundred years after Christianity was already established in India?
That is where your dogma and BS is.
Got it now?  Lightbulb

You regurgitated a silly church tradition - the first thing you would have to do, jerkoff is demonstrate that there was an apostle named "Thomas" and I doubt you can do that since real scholars can't.

Read the book or stay stupid.  My guess is you far prefer stupid.
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#155
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 28, 2017 at 1:32 pm (This post was last modified: October 28, 2017 at 1:34 pm by Whateverist.)
(October 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm)The LORD Wrote: If you want to understand Almighty GOD He sent Me here to explain the facts of life to you unwise and unknowing ones.  All questions answered other than trivial nonsense.  First lessons:  GOD is both Good and Evil.  All religions are false but contain certain truths.  No one can understand the Bible without Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew dictionaries as well as the 20 + books left out by the Roman church.  The Term GOD is a verb.  The terms God and god are nouns.  

Questions?

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You're going to have to ramp your game up if you expect to compete with Rik.  Your scores so far on the Rik-scale:

Condescension = 0.4
Smugness = 0.3
Pretension = 0.5
Bat-shit crazy = 0.03
Inability to communicate = 0.1

Good start though.  Then again, you are Cath-y's pet.
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#156
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 28, 2017 at 1:37 pm (This post was last modified: October 28, 2017 at 1:37 pm by Paraselene.)
I laugh every time he uses the line "Bet you never of that did you, mate", as though he's somehow pulling one over on us.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#157
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 29, 2017 at 10:14 am
(October 28, 2017 at 11:37 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 24, 2017 at 5:49 am)Little Rik Wrote: Who are you trying to fool son?

If you only would stop drinking Dizzy  and refresh your memory you would know what I am talking about.
Just leave the booze bottle alone and concentrate on some previous posts.

Remember a week ago or so ago when we were talking about the Apostle Thomas in India?  Lightbulb
You were saying that it wasn't him that spread Christianity in south India but were the Nestorians instead.

Remember Min?
Didn't I explained to you that the Nestorians were in India 3 to 400 hundred years after Christianity was already established in India?
That is where your dogma and BS is.
Got it now?  Lightbulb

You regurgitated a silly church tradition - the first thing you would have to do, jerkoff is demonstrate that there was an apostle named "Thomas" and I doubt you can do that since real scholars can't.

Read the book or stay stupid.  My guess is you far prefer stupid.



Imbecile.  Hi

Christianity started in south India about 52 A.D. while Nestorius (386–450) born much later.
How on hell could the Nestorians started Christianity in India then.
All the Nestorians did was to go to India and propagate their religion which is (was) a Christian sect different from the Christianity already in place in South India.
How can you be so so demented not look at the dates?


Your only speciality is how to play with the F word.
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#158
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 30, 2017 at 5:42 am
(October 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm)The LORD Wrote: If you want to understand Almighty GOD He sent Me here to explain the facts of life to you unwise and unknowing ones.  All questions answered other than trivial nonsense.  First lessons:  GOD is both Good and Evil.  All religions are false but contain certain truths.  No one can understand the Bible without Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew dictionaries as well as the 20 + books left out by the Roman church.  The Term GOD is a verb.  The terms God and god are nouns.  

Questions?

The LORD

You GODded your knickers when you wrote that, didn't you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#159
RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 30, 2017 at 6:50 am
(October 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm)The LORD Wrote: The Term GOD is a verb.  The terms God and god are nouns.

Yet you yourself used GOD as a noun twice in that same diatribe.

However, I'll bite. How exactly does one 'GOD'? Am I GODding now? Could we see a citation for this unusual definition?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The atheists catch 22 situation.
October 30, 2017 at 7:11 pm
GOD

G GENERATOR
O OPERATOR
D DESTROYER

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