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We are doomed.
#1
We are doomed.
One of my cousins has installed 32" TVs in all three of the bathrooms in his house. 

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#2
RE: We are doomed.
Innit kind of hard to wipe your bum with a 32" telly?

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#3
RE: We are doomed.
(November 10, 2017 at 12:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Innit kind of hard to wipe your bum with a 32" telly?

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Nah, just tune to Fox News.
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#4
RE: We are doomed.
Why are we doomed because someone put TVs in their bathrooms, and what does that have to do with global warming?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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#5
RE: We are doomed.
(November 10, 2017 at 1:29 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Why are we doomed because someone put TVs in their bathrooms, and what does that have to do with global warming?

Carbon footprint.
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#6
RE: We are doomed.
(November 10, 2017 at 1:30 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 10, 2017 at 1:29 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Why are we doomed because someone put TVs in their bathrooms, and what does that have to do with global warming?

Carbon footprint.

Oh, right. Ok.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: We are doomed.
(November 10, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(November 10, 2017 at 1:30 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Carbon footprint.

Oh, right. Ok.
I thought it was creepy when he put an 80" TV in the bedroom. Then his wife had him install two TVs in the kitchen so she wouldn't have to turn her head to watch one of them while she was cooking.
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#8
RE: We are doomed.
Damn. They aren't spoiled at all, are they?
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#10
RE: We are doomed.
80"? Soon enough it will feel like they're in the movie theater when they turn the lights off.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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