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Worst Pick Up Lines
#31
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
Would you like to explore my suitcase full -o- fun?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#32
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
Worst pick up line.

Hi, I'm Donald Trump. Believe me its 'uge.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#33
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
(November 18, 2017 at 8:31 am)Brian37 Wrote: Rubber Ducky, John just conveyed a HUGE NO NO JOKE, I would NOT recommend this in real life as an ice breaker if you don't want to end up in the ER.


"Hey baby, you remind me of my washing machine, I'd like to drop a load in you." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hey baby, you remind me of a fridge, except the fridge won't fart when I pull the meat out.
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#34
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
Get your coat, you've pulled.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#35
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
Excuse me but does this tissue smell of chloroform to you?

Hi you're looking fine this evening. HAVE YOU DECREASED IN MASS?? (Simpsons)
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#36
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You're pretty when I'm drunk and I'm pretty fucking drunk.
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#37
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
Worst pick up lines?

"I like hiding behind bushes at female sports events."

"I am an Elmer's Glue salesman."

"I still wet my bed."

"Hey baby, would you walk down a dark ally if I asked you to?"

"Don't think of the puss down there on me as disease, think of it as whip cream."
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