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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 9:42 am
Amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 10:14 am
That is so cruel. Poor, despairing gorilla.
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 10:59 am
It would be cruel... if it were real. It's the Onion. It's as true as Fox News.
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 11:57 am
The Onion always manages to crack me up.
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 7:11 pm
(November 6, 2010 at 10:59 am)Paul the Human Wrote: It would be cruel... if it were real. It's the Onion. It's as true as Fox News.

As true? Don't offend the Onion!
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm
My apologies! I meant no disrespect to the Onion. I didn't mean that it was in any way comparable to Faux News. Lordy no! Only in that they are both 'fake news'. The Onion's agenda is to make us laugh, whereas Faux News' agenda is to make us stupid.
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 7:34 pm
With their audience they don't have to make them stupid...they just have to keep them that way.
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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 6, 2010 at 10:53 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2010 at 10:59 pm by Rayaan.)
At first I believed that this was real.
But when it got to the part where they were translating the gorilla's body language, I wasn't it believing it anymore.

A gorilla wouldn't say things like "Stupid Quigley now sees the truth" ...


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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 7, 2010 at 3:45 am
It's so sad, yet it's so funny.

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RE: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
November 7, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Even if it was real, I would've laughed.

Something about teaching the gorilla to resort to alcohol and commit suicide rang true.
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