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Best Superbowl commercial EVER!

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Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
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Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 30, 2018 at 9:24 pm


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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 30, 2018 at 9:27 pm
Um... there's a clear winner here. And it's not even close.



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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 30, 2018 at 9:32 pm
Who are the "CHEFS"?
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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 30, 2018 at 9:35 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 9:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Who are the "CHEFS"?

Really? You dont get the joke in that?

The old guy spent all that time painting the end zone but didn't spell "Chiefs" correctly. So the Chiefs player comes up and says "Thats great but who are the Chefs?". Meaning the old guy will have to re paint the end zone after all that work.
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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 30, 2018 at 9:54 pm
Puppy, monkey, baby.
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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 30, 2018 at 9:56 pm
Did I miss the super bowl? Nope.
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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
January 31, 2018 at 9:49 am (This post was last modified: January 31, 2018 at 9:50 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(January 30, 2018 at 9:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 9:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Who are the "CHEFS"?

Really? You dont get the joke in that?

The old guy spent all that time painting the end zone but didn't spell "Chiefs" correctly. So the Chiefs player comes up and says "Thats great but who are the Chefs?". Meaning the old guy will have to re paint the end zone after all that work.
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(January 30, 2018 at 9:56 pm)Fireball Wrote: Did I miss the super bowl? Nope.

Did we have one this year?
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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
February 4, 2018 at 1:21 pm
Nothing will beat these



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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
February 4, 2018 at 9:21 pm (This post was last modified: February 4, 2018 at 9:25 pm by Ravenshire.)
I don't think this was a "Superbowl" commercial, but it was certainly one they ran over and over during NFL games.





Way better than the crap they waste advertising dollars on these days.

Case in point:
(January 30, 2018 at 9:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Puppy, monkey, baby.

I clearly remember those disturbing images from the Superbowl, but have absolutely no recollection of what product they were advertising. Epic advertising fail.
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RE: Best Superbowl commercial EVER!
February 4, 2018 at 10:01 pm
(February 4, 2018 at 9:21 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Case in point:

(January 30, 2018 at 9:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Puppy, monkey, baby.

I clearly remember those disturbing images from the Superbowl, but have absolutely no recollection of what product they were advertising. Epic advertising fail.

I think it should be obvious. What else do you give a puppy monkey baby besides beer? DUH!
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