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Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
#31
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
This is what I consider to be the dumbest comment about evolution, ever:



If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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#32
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 1:52 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(February 11, 2018 at 1:49 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: That depends on whether ray comfort swallows the banana with his mouth or his ass.

What if Ray comfort were Poeing the crap out of us, while getting donations from those xtians so eager to pay their way into god?

That would make a novel and a half.

The Bananaman has sold millions of books, he would never come out as a Poe even if he was one.
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#33
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 5:25 am)paulpablo Wrote: On an Islamic forum someone asked if evolution happens why do we not have scorpion tails.  I suppose they thought it would be cool if we all had scorpion tails to fight each other with.

It might not even be a dumb question because the person could have been 12 years old and it could be the first question about evolution they've ever asked.  It's more dumb that the adults and everyone else on the forum took the question to be a serious flaw in evolution.

After talking to a lot of people about evolution in real life, in person. And with people who are religious and non religious, I think a massive amount of people put no effort into understanding evolution anyway.
Yes! I had one conversation about evolution with a group of diverse friends a few years ago. We had like 20 minutes at lunch, and just by explaining it most of them went from not caring at all to understanding it. Didn't quite get through to an islamic friend because she had gone to much of elementary/middle school in Turkey so there was a lot of ground to cover in terms of very basic science. But I was amazed with how little consideration most of them had given to my favorite branch of science!
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#34
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
Any one of "I humans came from monkeys why are there still monkeys", to ""Hitler was a Darwinist who believed in evolution!"

And so much stupid in between.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#35
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 3:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Any one of "I humans came from monkeys why are there still monkeys", to ""Hitler was a Darwinist who believed in evolution!"

And so much stupid in between.

[Image: hitler_church.jpg]
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#36
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 2:04 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This is what I consider to be the dumbest comment about evolution, ever:




I can’t stomach a full four minutes of this ignorance.
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Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#37
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 2:04 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This is what I consider to be the dumbest comment about evolution, ever:




This is why I do not want Trump impeached. Unless the legal charges bring this chuckle-fuck down too, things will only get worse. Better the dems take back the house ant the senate and simply stonewall Trump for two years than let this theocratic ass hat into the center seat.
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#38
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 4:04 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:
(February 11, 2018 at 2:04 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This is what I consider to be the dumbest comment about evolution, ever:




This is why I do not want Trump impeached. Unless the legal charges bring this chuckle-fuck down too, things will only get worse. Better the dems take back the house ant the senate and simply stonewall Trump for two years than let this theocratic ass hat into the center seat.
Why not do both?
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#39
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
"If we evolved, how did we take a leak if we had to wait millions of years for our organs to develop?"

Revelation TV interviewer actually asked this question.
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#40
RE: Dumbest Comments About Evolution Ever
(February 11, 2018 at 2:04 pm)Mermaid Wrote: This is what I consider to be the dumbest comment about evolution, ever:



Oh noes science changed it's conclusion based on the evidence .Guess we need to throw out the whole theory now and replace it with magic beans .

(February 11, 2018 at 3:07 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 11, 2018 at 3:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Any one of "I humans came from monkeys why are there still monkeys", to ""Hitler was a Darwinist who believed in evolution!"

And so much stupid in between.

[Image: hitler_church.jpg]

"Where do we acquire the right to believe that man has not always been what he is now? The study of nature teaches us that, in the animal kingdom just as much as in the vegetable kingdom, variations have occurred. They've occurred within the species, but none of these variations has an importance comparable with that which separates man from the monkey — assuming that this transformation really took place."

To  be fair Hitler was a Lamarckian but with serious creationist tendencies
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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