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RE: Church boards
February 24, 2018 at 3:26 pm
(February 24, 2018 at 11:22 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: MtYotpzE_o.png]

Now that just pisses me off! At least these guys are showing their true colors... not pretending to be reasonable when they are not. Either way, those four signs represent what I find most troubling about religion.
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#12
RE: Church boards
February 24, 2018 at 4:20 pm
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#13
RE: Church boards
February 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm
(February 24, 2018 at 3:26 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(February 24, 2018 at 11:22 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: MtYotpzE_o.png]

Now that just pisses me off! At least these guys are showing their true colors... not pretending to be reasonable when they are not. Either way, those four signs represent what I find most troubling about religion.

Oh I love it - "The Devil's Greatest Whore". Should be my motto. No, on second thought, no. Definitely no. No one would get the reference.

And these people are insane, right? Where do you bound that irrationality? Because you can't just jump off a 10 story building because you reject the reason of gravity.
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RE: Church boards
February 24, 2018 at 6:34 pm
That's hardly an original thought.  It goes back to the Great Scumbag, Luther.


Quote: “Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.”

― Martin Luther
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RE: Church boards
February 24, 2018 at 9:06 pm
(February 24, 2018 at 4:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: XykItPt.jpg]

I bet you haven't changed that sign in donkey's years, Min.

Ah well, why change a classic.
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RE: Church boards
February 25, 2018 at 3:04 am
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RE: Church boards
February 27, 2018 at 7:17 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Church boards
February 27, 2018 at 8:15 pm
Dafuq . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Church boards
February 27, 2018 at 8:44 pm
(February 27, 2018 at 8:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Dafuq . . .

"In Zulu mythology, Tikoloshe, Tokoloshe or Hili is a dwarf-like water sprite. It is considered a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by drinking water. Tokoloshes are called upon by malevolent people to cause trouble for others."
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RE: Church boards
February 27, 2018 at 9:40 pm
The drawing was a bit much . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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