The New Age Bullshit Generator

[Edwardo Piet]

I think "The Deepak Impersonator" is a better name

This is as New Age Bullshitty as it gets:

[Succubus]

As poorly qualified as I am to unmask Atheist Forums true face and intentions in regard to Titoism, I hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad with me if, in doing so, I must create new and affirmative conceptions of the self. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Atheist Forums to you. Atheist Forums is sick-minded, scurrilous, and apolaustic. Furthermore, it yearns to drape the raiment of neopaganism over an unsuspecting populace. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I truly hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

https://www.pakin.org/complaint/

[LadyForCamus]

Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

Health is a constant. This life is nothing short of an unveiling transmission of non-dual non-localit

It's deep 

LOL.  Now we know where Little Rik has been getting his shit from this whole time!

[Amarok]

Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

It's deep 

LOL.  Now we know where Little Rik has been getting his shit from this whole time!

Well yeah he didn't think Rik was thinking his gibberish himself did you   

His deepity would probably consist of his love of toast and were his socks are.

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As poorly qualified as I am to unmask Atheist Forums true face and intentions in regard to Titoism, I hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad with me if, in doing so, I must create new and affirmative conceptions of the self. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Atheist Forums to you. Atheist Forums is sick-minded, scurrilous, and apolaustic. Furthermore, it yearns to drape the raiment of neopaganism over an unsuspecting populace. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I truly hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

https://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Now we must a ninja death squad after you. You know to much.

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I think "The Deepak Impersonator" is a better name

This is as New Age Bullshitty as it gets:

Anyone ever notice how Deepak sorta looks like Indian Milhouse

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Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

It's deep 

As in deep-ak chopra?

From Chopra's Wikipedia page:

Seeing the human body as being undergirded by a "quantum mechanical body" composed not of matter but of energy and information, he believes that "human aging is fluid and changeable; it can speed up, slow down, stop for a time, and even reverse itself," as determined by one's state of mind.

Buy his book Quantum Healing on Amazon.

Yup

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Way too much fun.  But then I grew up in New age bull shit central: Boulder Colorado.  Gives new meaning to Rocky mountain high.

"We are recreated. Soon there will be a summoning of coherence the likes of which the dreamtime has never seen. Eons from now, we adventurers will live like never before as we are recreated by the quantum soup."

It's like reading a Little Rik thread with pretty pictures instead of emoticons.

"We are in the midst of an archetypal condensing of consciousness that will remove the barriers to the quantum matrix itself. We are at a crossroads of knowledge and suffering. Our conversations with other storytellers have led to a redefining of pseudo-mythic consciousness."

Bet you never thought of that.

It's like someone did a brain scan of Rik and put it in words 

[Jenny A]

As poorly qualified as I am to unmask Atheist Forums true face and intentions in regard to Titoism, I hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad with me if, in doing so, I must create new and affirmative conceptions of the self. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Atheist Forums to you. Atheist Forums is sick-minded, scurrilous, and apolaustic. Furthermore, it yearns to drape the raiment of neopaganism over an unsuspecting populace. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I truly hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

https://www.pakin.org/complaint/

My complaint about Baptists
As you read this letter, you may feel confused at points. If you do, keep reading. The rationale underlying Baptists's biases is confusing. Fortunately, as you read the superfluity of examples about how Baptists has been trying to instill resentment, divide society, and destroy self-reliance, this letter will slowly begin to make some sense. By way of introduction, let me just say that its gofers claim to have no choice but to employ the terrorism of gossip to kill the reputation of our colleagues and brothers in cold blood. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, disorganized, testy blatherskites. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand.
Baptists's objective is clear: to give rise to peccable moral weaklings eventually. Baptists's view is that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of clericalism. If Baptists's silly, judgmental followers had any moral or intellectual training, such a position would obviously be rendered revolting to their better feelings. I used to assert that Baptists was a sententious good-for-nothing. However, after seeing how it wants to invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to revive an arcadian past that never existed, I now have an even lower opinion of it. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that Baptists recently stated that the world is crying out to labor beneath its firm but benevolent heel. It said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. It said it as if it meant it. That's scary because it says it's going to tell everyone else what to do within a short period of time. Good old Baptists. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how rude they sound.
A more fundamental problem is that the world is full of people who replace Robert's Rules of Order with “facilitated consensus building” at all important meetings. We don't need any more people like that. What we need are people who are willing to test the assumptions that underlie Baptists's undertakings. We need people who understand that Baptists peddles the usual apologist fare on the purpose of collaborationism. That is, it claims that collaborationism is intended to prescribe a course of action. It might as well be claiming that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing irrationalism. The truth is that I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to offer true constructive criticism—listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why it is not uncommon for Baptists to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole thrasonical affair as some great benefit to humanity.
Put simply, as part of its latest power grab, Baptists has been criticizing other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that Baptists has been trying to raise funds for scientific studies that “prove” that it's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. This is what's called “advocacy research” or “junk science” because it's funded by fastidious ochlocrats who have already decided that Baptists is God's representative on Earth.
As reluctant as I am to admit it, Baptists thinks that its new traducements are fundamentally different from its old ones and should not be equated with them. In my opinion, this is simply a matter of old wine in new bottles. Baptists's traducements are still based on the same, fiendish, uninformed escapism and are still used to obscure the fact that it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to condemn Baptists's criminal ineptitude. Baptists once tried to convince a bunch of us that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed, and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that I have no set opinion as to whether or not Baptists's unpleasant misdeeds are a carcinogen that has been eating away at our society and eventually will kill us all. I do, however, truly avouch that if it opened its eyes, it'd realize that nobody trusts it, nobody. Even Baptists's acolytes sometimes admit that I demand an apology from Baptists for its insults. That represents yet more evidence—as if we needed more—that he who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. Of course, people like Baptists who do in fact perpetrate evil squeeze every last drop of blood from our overworked, overtaxed bodies. Some day, I want to stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is Baptists.

https://www.pakin.org/complaint?firstnam...5&gender=c

[Aegon]

I feel personally victimized

[Edwardo Piet]

From Chopra's Wikipedia page:

Seeing the human body as being undergirded by a "quantum mechanical body" composed not of matter but of energy and information, he believes that "human aging is fluid and changeable; it can speed up, slow down, stop for a time, and even reverse itself," as determined by one's state of mind.

Buy his book Quantum Healing on Amazon.

Or... don't.

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"Interdependence heals sub empirical positivity. God drives cosmic neural networks. Nature is entangled in a symphony of possibilities. A single particle is beyond species specific brightness. True faith fascinates reckless sensations. Information results from innumerable choices. Evolution is a reflection of total happiness.

The invisible shapes your own brains.

The unpredictable is mirrored in the door of abstract beauty. Your desire is the womb of the barrier of sexual energy. Your movement undertakes intrinsic observations. Matter is the path to immortal genes.


The universe imparts reality to a jumble of reality. The cosmos is inextricably connected to subjective energy. Awareness fears infinite self-knowledge. The future relies on descriptions of miracles."

This is basically his book.

[HappySkeptic]

Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

"The goal of psionic wave oscillations is to plant the seeds of conscious living rather than desire."

Dang, on Oct 17, that actually might make some sense (Canadian legalized pot day)

[LastPoet]

Testing your necromantic powers, I see.