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This community might need an intervention.

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This community might need an intervention.
Jenny A Offline
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
February 28, 2018 at 11:05 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2018 at 11:07 pm by Jenny A.)
Most of them are in R'lyeh. If you haven't gotten access, they don't show up in Today's Posts or Recent Posts.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
February 28, 2018 at 11:26 pm
(February 28, 2018 at 10:36 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Nah, we just need to put all the spoof in one place:

This Community Might Need an Intention 

Humanity Might Need an Intervention

Commodities Might Need an Intervention

This Communication Might Need an Introlocution

This Condominium Might Need an Electrician

This Comedy Might Need an Intermission

This post wins lol
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
February 28, 2018 at 11:30 pm
People around me are just in a weirds freakin' mood. WTAF?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#14
RE: This community might need an intervention.
February 28, 2018 at 11:30 pm
Intervention? No.

Enema? Almost certainly.

Wink
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Jenny A Offline
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
February 28, 2018 at 11:37 pm
(February 28, 2018 at 11:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Intervention?  No.

Enema?  Almost certainly.

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I think diareah is closer. But some members find it an enigma .
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
February 28, 2018 at 11:58 pm
Ask a Moderator?
<insert profound quote here>
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#17
RE: This community might need an intervention.
March 1, 2018 at 1:04 am (This post was last modified: March 1, 2018 at 1:07 am by The Valkyrie.)
I've just worked out why Jesus doesn't come to this forum.

We can't find three wise men or a virgin!
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Jenny A Offline
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
March 1, 2018 at 1:48 am
This continuum might need an infinity.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
March 1, 2018 at 2:11 am (This post was last modified: March 1, 2018 at 2:13 am by Fireball.)
(February 28, 2018 at 11:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Intervention?  No.

Enema?  Almost certainly.

Wink

Here's the stool sample you requested, Doctor-

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And I personally think that mocking the living fuck out of trolls and religious/pious turds is a win for the internet. YMMV
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RE: This community might need an intervention.
March 1, 2018 at 9:46 am
I got some chuckles out of this. Makes me feel better.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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