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No USB for you!
DeistPaladin Offline
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#11
RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 6:15 pm
(November 17, 2010 at 3:35 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: Not that much different from these Christian losers:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-..._page.html

What a bunch of ignorant arseholes.

There's something about reading news regarding non-American Christians that I find so reassuring. Just when I start to suspect that there's something defective about us, I see this lunacy in other nations as well.
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RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Quote:And how the fuck does he know that Jesus had blue eyes?

He had a massive trip on acid, perhaps?

Seriously, this dude is just about as crazy as the people of the Dutch Mennonite school I used to attend. Whenever we had our twice-a-week chapel service, they would remind us, "Don't dance, because dancing is the work of Satan! You'll get pregnant if you dance!"
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

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#13
RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 6:55 pm
(November 17, 2010 at 6:15 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(November 17, 2010 at 3:35 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: Not that much different from these Christian losers:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-..._page.html

What a bunch of ignorant arseholes.

There's something about reading news regarding non-American Christians that I find so reassuring. Just when I start to suspect that there's something defective about us, I see this lunacy in other nations as well.


And that is suppose to be comforting?
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#14
RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm
(November 17, 2010 at 6:18 pm)Jonah Wrote: "Don't dance, because dancing is the work of Satan! You'll get pregnant if you dance!"

Wasn't that the plot of Footloose? Where do these people get their information?

I don't dance because I'm white and I'm Jewish - that's two strikes against me.
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RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 8:25 pm
(November 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I don't dance because I'm white and I'm Jewish - that's two strikes against me.

I used to dance when I drank... I no longer drink. Confused
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RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 10:12 pm
(November 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(November 17, 2010 at 6:18 pm)Jonah Wrote: "Don't dance, because dancing is the work of Satan! You'll get pregnant if you dance!"

Wasn't that the plot of Footloose? Where do these people get their information?

I don't dance because I'm white and I'm Jewish - that's two strikes against me.

Damm what's up with religions and not letting people have fun
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RE: No USB for you!
November 17, 2010 at 10:38 pm
(November 17, 2010 at 10:12 pm)Ashendant Wrote:
(November 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(November 17, 2010 at 6:18 pm)Jonah Wrote: "Don't dance, because dancing is the work of Satan! You'll get pregnant if you dance!"

Wasn't that the plot of Footloose? Where do these people get their information?

I don't dance because I'm white and I'm Jewish - that's two strikes against me.

Damm what's up with religions and not letting people have fun

Hee hee...Jews dance...they just lack anything resembling skill!! Have you ever been into a synagogue when the Manischewitz is flowing? Oy!
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