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Finger up the butt hole is out.
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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
(March 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Little lunch Wrote: That's a relief for me as my doctor has very large hands.
After a few painful examinations I was considering going elsewhere, but I'm glad I don't have to now as he is one of the best optometrists in town.

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#12
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From the title, I thought this was going to be another thread about Rex Tillerson.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
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Yay, science?
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#14
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I need to put the thread title in my online dating profile.

-Teresa
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#15
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My MD in Phoenix was a sick mother fucker. He did that snapping of the surgical glove thing and said 'Come on, let's get to know each other better!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#16
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(March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm)chimp3 Wrote: My MD in Phoenix was a sick mother fucker. He did that snapping of the surgical glove thing and said 'Come on, let's get to know each other better!"

Sorry to hear it. Mine is a tremendously talented healer.  Somehow, he's able to examine my prostate while keeping both hands on my shoulders.  It's a mystery.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#17
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I’ve had a couple of prostate exams and they never once mentioned the fireworks stuck up there.
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#18
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(March 14, 2018 at 2:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm)chimp3 Wrote: My MD in Phoenix was a sick mother fucker. He did that snapping of the surgical glove thing and said 'Come on, let's get to know each other better!"

Sorry to hear it. Mine is a tremendously talented healer.  Somehow, he's able to examine my prostate while keeping both hands on my shoulders.  It's a mystery.

Boru
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(March 13, 2018 at 1:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Dammit.

Now doctors won't be able to molest patients and pretend it's a finger being stuck in there.

Wait .. what? You need to be a doctor to stick your finger up patient's arses?

That could explain why the local hospital banned me ...
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#20
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And have some consideration for those old enough. miserable and sick enough that we look forward to the digital exam in hopes of getting something, somewhere inside, fixed.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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